Frank and Ernest by Thaves for September 23, 2023

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    Yakety Sax  10 months ago

    Even if I could where would I spend it?!

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    Jml58  10 months ago

    When you leave, the government will take what you leave behind.

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    Count Olaf Premium Member 10 months ago

    Funny… they have the same sign at the casino when the tour bus from the retirement home comes in.

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    sandpiper  10 months ago

    That’s ok. Uncle Sugar is watching. . . er . . . um . . . uh . . . looking out for you.

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    The Reader Premium Member 10 months ago

    You have to check it as baggage.

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    Doug K  10 months ago

    Better than “You can’t take it with you.” All your debts are paid.

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    The Orange Mailman  10 months ago

    How come you can break even but you can’t break odd?

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    [Traveler] Premium Member 10 months ago

    There was one last week with Saint Peter at the gate holding a guy by his feet shaking all the money from his pockets

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    Lee26 Premium Member 10 months ago

    Store up your treasured in Heaven instead.

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    uniquename  10 months ago

    You can’t take assets or debt.

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    InTraining  10 months ago

    why not set up a trust for when you get back…?

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    dbrucepm  10 months ago

    you never see a hearse pulling a trailer

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    Smeagol  10 months ago

    Write a will so your stuff goes to those you wish them to go to and don’t forget the real possibility of sickness or injury where you cannot communicate so your wishes are met. Some places like Office Depot would have a few Living Wills you can choose from, fill it then have it notarized.

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    cuzinron47  10 months ago

    If I can’t take it with me, I ain’t goin’.

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    CoffeeBob Premium Member 10 months ago

    “You can’t take it with you, leave it all to us & we’ll take good care of it. No really”

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    dwdl21  10 months ago

    Maybe not, but you can leave it to those you love.

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