Dark Side of the Horse by Samson for September 15, 2023

Today’s background music: “Living in the Fridge” by Weird Al Yankovic.

Well yeah, I have one house plant and it’s moss. Doing well thank you.

Horses eat plants, don’t they.

How is the mint chocolate chip ice cream doing?

Is it Bleu Cheese yet?

Not to forgets em mushrooming fungus eh.

Horace is afraid to open the refrigerator door… no buttons…!

Aaaacckk! Remember, Horace, Neigh-ver grow plants in the frige!

I told one of my staff about his lunch in the break fridge, Your mold experiment is coming along nicely

The vegetable crisper is where produce goes to compost.

You mean those leftover chicken fingers you shoved to the back of the fridge 2 months ago?

He might also be good with lichen.

So funny!!

His memories of the fridge are a little bit fuzzy.

The first rule of fridges: don’t look. It’s better not to know.

Put your plant in the fridge. It might perk up.

I have a black mold thumb.

I didn’t know horses had thumbs of any color

I lost a fridge when the leftovers declared a secession and moved to a New Jersey swamp.

I once neglected some potatoes in a dark closet, with very scary results.