Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for September 25, 2023

Set your tape recorders…..

Now THAT IS A LIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It’s hard to remember lies.

Only once is a new concept!

…today.

If only that were true.

Surely you jest.

Q: “How can you tell when a politician is lying?”A: “His lips are moving.”

…per minute.

Until I add more “embellishments”.

Remember this one?:

KIRK: He lied. Everything Harry tells you is a lie. Remember that. Everything Harry tells you is a lie.

MUDD: Listen to this carefully, Norman. I am lying.

NORMAN: You say you are lying, but if everything you say is a lie then you are telling the truth, but you cannot tell the truth because everything you say is a lie. You lie. You tell the truth. But you cannot for…Illogical! Illogical! Please explain. (Smoke comes out of Norman’s head.)

What do call an animal that knows if you’re lying?

Sealion

My blind friend kept lying to me…

It was hard for him to see the truth.

How can you catch on if somebody is lying?

They’re neither sitting nor standing!

The Senator has been watching “Allo, Allo” again.

Oh, he’s going to retire? (PS thanks to all the commenters who didn’t make this about one side or the other!)

A consummation devoutly to be wish’d.

from “Give’em Hell Harry” on Nixon: everything he says is a lie. He lies out of both sides of his mouth at once. If he ever told a truth, he’d lie right after it to make up for it.

More likely: I’m only going to lie about this once in this way.

The next time he lies about it he’ll do it in a different way.

Truth in politics. Amazing.

And you’ll be expected to believe it.

“for the children”

Kinda looks like Biden.

Slacker.

today

Promises, promises!

Why does everyone make fun of politicians? They make it so easy.

You need to repeat the lie multiple times if you want lots of people (suckers) to believe it. Seems to have worked for Jan 6th.

promises, promises…

besides, if you repeat a lie often enough, it will become the truth

Thank you…..

Belfry is slacking off. He must not be running for reelection this year.

“Read my lips”

Said no politician ever.

If Only!