Clay Jones for September 01, 2023

I see the hurricane blew one of DeSatan’s boots off. Not to mention someone’s tighty whities. The guy going down for how many times? has a “Bortle” tat… No idea. Sippy sez “China Hoax”. Lots of other good stuff, including all the book titles and the piece of… I presume… Key Lime pie.

Masterful job there, Mista Jones.

I can see a sippy cup, but where is Trump? Somebody save Pizza rat (and the pizza). OMG

Trump lost his sippy cup and briefs, DeSantis lost his boots, Ramaswamy lost himself.

And Republicans have lost their mind. Idalia is NOT to blame for THAT though.

Someone got debriefed again … but not before he peed in them …

I say, someone lost a molar! Maybe Sxy Grma?

Wilson looks happy…

Who’s the squid hanging onto?

Watch out for that coral snake!

At first I thought it was a female in the boat named sistergirlfriend, but it seems to be a guy… some inbreeding goin’ on there?

oh that Vivek — gas lighting with a handsome smile

Too much good stuff. I’ll come back after my second cup of coffee…

Articulate ignorance, I think that’s how I heard Vivek described best.

One of the best cartoons of the year. If not the best. Well done Mr. Jones.

So

Many

Easter

Eggs

MAGA meshuginahs want outrageous absurdities that anger the libs, not facts.

Ramaswamy is just pandering to the crazies. I heard he used to be moderately reasonable but when he threw his hat in the ring he was suddenly trying to out trump trump.

Idalia – a hurricane that hit Florida during peak hurricane season.

One could start with the obvious. If we took billions spent on climate change and redirected it to securing the southern border and restrict the flow of fentanyl, then 100,000 a year might not die. Not sure how many the climate has killed. If any.

And that’s just one example.

Vivek talks fast and with a lot of confidence, but he makes little sense.

Every time this fraud speaks I hear, “I can show you how to flip a house without using your money.”

Florida is a sandbar, so is Cape Cod and a lot of other beachfront areas. Get a high tide and a big enough storm and sandbars disappear.

Does this guy ACTUALLY believe the republicons would ever nominate an “ethnic guy” like him even IF trump wasn’t in the picture? The party of racial hatred? Sure, they let him run to prove how “diverse” they are. They always have a POC or two at the beginning so they can point and say “see, we can’t be racist cause we have a (insert minority here) running”. But they very quickly get back to the old rich white guy as the nominee. If he was running as a Dem he might have a shot but as a repug?

O. M. G ‼️

A fabulous work of art! ❤️

I’m speechless! Everyone and everything is included! LMAO!

Ramalamadingdong is just ANOTHER Herman Caine. Anyone remember HIM???

By the way… hope the American Taxpayers enjoy playing for the rebuilding after DeathSatan’s insane policies chased most of the Insurance Companies offering homeowners and flood insurance OUT of Floriduhh…

I see that guns are flying

First thing I noticed was the paper (maga) towels. So glad they got there in time to clean up the mess. Absolutely great comic! Love all the details!

Easter eggs everywhere!!!! This is another fine example of Clay’s brilliance with his tools.

Ramaswamy makes the insane claim that Traitor Trump—impeached twice in four years—was “the greatest president of the 21st century.” If Traitor Trump had happened to have three impeachments, would that bozo think he was the best president of all time??!!!!

Sippy cup?

Took me minutes to check out every item/person flying around. Kudos, Mr Jones!

It’s true as long as the GOP controls the policy.

The shark is still in the water, but is this foreshadowing a sharknado?

Vivek, spoken like the moronic denier you are … dammed fool.

Great artwork Clay, as usual; glad to see you didn’t forget our beloved pizza-rat ♥

Squiggles wants to take money from combating climate change to “close the border to block fentanyl”. The pharma companies, especially Sacklers’ Purdue, should be paying for programs to combat the addictions they caused by promoting opioids in the first place.

The propaganda media has the brainwashed wokes believing that weather is climate change.

It’s unpreceded. Florida has never had a major hurricane before.

One could start with the obvious

yes, we can start with the obvious, that every word from this commenter is a lie…

Where can I find a higher resolution image? GoComics is not sharp enough to read all the texts.

OMG this is the best comic ever, but it has so many things to decipher …1. The NY rat … hahaha2. Is it Ron hugging the tree? and his white boot? LOL3. Mickey Mouse4. What’s in the Sip cup? Cannot see5. The underwear ?!?6. The Shirt with his Mugshot