Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for September 19, 2023

I think there might be a G in it.

Arrr mateys! It be Talk Like a PIrate Day.

Aurora? Curare? Jurors? Errors? Torero?

Talk Like A Pirate Day

Clue: something a pirate would say.

What’s a pirate’s favourite letter? “R”?

Ya might think it’s the R, but really it’s the C!

Try Yaaaaar!!!

Mirror

Arrrrr spelled backwards.

To arr is human. Try arrarr and see if the computer thinks it’s an errorr.

Pirates has to takes the I ARRRRRRRRRRRR NOT ROBOT test on computer.

He’s already used “ARRRRR” twice. Could it be “ARRRRR” again?

Why not?! Third time’s a charrrm … Tharrr he goes – “ARRRRR”

today is “talk like a pirate day”

It’s “BRRRRR.”

To err is human. to forgive is not company policy!

Nice scaRRR!

A guy is sitting next to a pirate at a bar and he strikes up a conversation with him. At one point the guy says, “I hope this isn’t too personal, but how did you lose your leg?”

The pirate says “During a sea battle, I was pushed overboard and a shark took me leg straight off. Now I has me peg.”

The guy says “what about the hook?” and the pirate says “Different battle, I was distracted for just a moment and me opponent chopped me hand right off.”

The guy says “Wow. How about the eyepatch?” The pirate says “Seagull pooped in me eye and I lost it.”

The guy looks skeptical. “How would a seagull pooping in your eye cause you to lose your eye?”

And the pirate says, “it was me first day with me hook.”

It’s “carers.”

Hint, it’s not Avast, Scurvy. or Matey. Yard Arm is close, but no Rum for ye.

Yo ho ho and a crossword puzzle

Happy “Talk Like A Pirate Day”

Grrrrr?

Aurora?

Because today is International Talk Like a Pirate Day!

arrrrg…..wow…. i always thought that ended with a ‘g’……….

So silly that it’s hilarious!

Try a vowel.

Love it! Happy Talk Like a Pirate Day to you, too, Mr Parisi.

It’s already Talk Like a Pirate Day. The holidays sneak up on you fast!

Long John Solver.

I’ll hazard a guess there’s an A in there somewhere.

Pirates are well-known for their cross words.

Did you hear about the latest pirate movie? It’s rated ARRRR!!!!

Did you know that today is “Talk Like a Pirate Day”?

Arrrr! It’s on the tip o’ me tongue…

Maybe aye aye, sir?

National talk like a pirate day

It’s talk like a Pirate Day- Arrrr!