A guy is sitting next to a pirate at a bar and he strikes up a conversation with him. At one point the guy says, “I hope this isn’t too personal, but how did you lose your leg?”
The pirate says “During a sea battle, I was pushed overboard and a shark took me leg straight off. Now I has me peg.”
The guy says “what about the hook?” and the pirate says “Different battle, I was distracted for just a moment and me opponent chopped me hand right off.”
The guy says “Wow. How about the eyepatch?” The pirate says “Seagull pooped in me eye and I lost it.”
The guy looks skeptical. “How would a seagull pooping in your eye cause you to lose your eye?”
And the pirate says, “it was me first day with me hook.”
FreihEitner Premium Member about 1 year ago
I think there might be a G in it.
ACK! Premium Member about 1 year ago
Arrr mateys! It be Talk Like a PIrate Day.
Ratkin Premium Member about 1 year ago
Aurora? Curare? Jurors? Errors? Torero?
MichaelAxelFleming about 1 year ago
Talk Like A Pirate Day
Imagine about 1 year ago
Clue: something a pirate would say.
blunebottle about 1 year ago
What’s a pirate’s favourite letter? “R”?
Ya might think it’s the R, but really it’s the C!
SHIVA about 1 year ago
Try Yaaaaar!!!
The Reader Premium Member about 1 year ago
Mirror
Ubintold about 1 year ago
Arrrrr spelled backwards.
Kaputnik about 1 year ago
To arr is human. Try arrarr and see if the computer thinks it’s an errorr.
Gent about 1 year ago
Pirates has to takes the I ARRRRRRRRRRRR NOT ROBOT test on computer.
Doug K about 1 year ago
He’s already used “ARRRRR” twice. Could it be “ARRRRR” again?
Why not?! Third time’s a charrrm … Tharrr he goes – “ARRRRR”
bobpickett1 about 1 year ago
today is “talk like a pirate day”
Huckleberry Hiroshima about 1 year ago
It’s “BRRRRR.”
wongo about 1 year ago
To err is human. to forgive is not company policy!
wongo about 1 year ago
Nice scaRRR!
Skeptical Meg about 1 year ago
A guy is sitting next to a pirate at a bar and he strikes up a conversation with him. At one point the guy says, “I hope this isn’t too personal, but how did you lose your leg?”
The pirate says “During a sea battle, I was pushed overboard and a shark took me leg straight off. Now I has me peg.”
The guy says “what about the hook?” and the pirate says “Different battle, I was distracted for just a moment and me opponent chopped me hand right off.”
The guy says “Wow. How about the eyepatch?” The pirate says “Seagull pooped in me eye and I lost it.”
The guy looks skeptical. “How would a seagull pooping in your eye cause you to lose your eye?”
And the pirate says, “it was me first day with me hook.”
Stocky One about 1 year ago
It’s “carers.”
goboboyd about 1 year ago
Hint, it’s not Avast, Scurvy. or Matey. Yard Arm is close, but no Rum for ye.
PaulAbbott2 about 1 year ago
Yo ho ho and a crossword puzzle
Brian Fink about 1 year ago
Happy “Talk Like A Pirate Day”
wildlandwaters about 1 year ago
Grrrrr?
Mainemom55 about 1 year ago
Because today is International Talk Like a Pirate Day!
kennnyp about 1 year ago
arrrrg…..wow…. i always thought that ended with a ‘g’……….
Another Take about 1 year ago
So silly that it’s hilarious!
mistercatworks about 1 year ago
Try a vowel.
thejanith Premium Member about 1 year ago
Love it! Happy Talk Like a Pirate Day to you, too, Mr Parisi.
Spiffy about 1 year ago
It’s already Talk Like a Pirate Day. The holidays sneak up on you fast!
Frank Burns Eats Worms about 1 year ago
Long John Solver.
Chris Sherlock about 1 year ago
I’ll hazard a guess there’s an A in there somewhere.
Ka`ōnōhi`ula`okahōkūmiomio`ehiku Premium Member about 1 year ago
Pirates are well-known for their cross words.
Katzi428 about 1 year ago
Did you hear about the latest pirate movie? It’s rated ARRRR!!!!
Anne Premium Member about 1 year ago
Did you know that today is “Talk Like a Pirate Day”?
megiggles about 1 year ago
Arrrr! It’s on the tip o’ me tongue…
Gonzojr about 1 year ago
Maybe aye aye, sir?
ehselin1967 about 1 year ago
National talk like a pirate day
GKBOWOOD Premium Member about 1 year ago
It’s talk like a Pirate Day- Arrrr!