Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for September 21, 2023

Maybe it’s full?

I’ve heard that cats taste a lot like chicken….

Let him live outside.

Would you beliefs he missed it by that much?

It wasn’t his/her aim to hit (or keep it in) the litter box.

Watch it kitty. This is the number 1 reason why kitties get rehomed.

Even if she bought a litter box the size of a sandbox, the cat would still stand next to its side and pee over the edge.

“Stinking outside the Box!”

Next time: shoe.

The only time one of my cats missed the litter box was when he was sick. A course of meds and he was back using it again, just fine.

Look at the cats face it don’t care

The help will get it.

In all seriousness, that sometimes means they’re sick or it hurts.

We ask the guys the same thing.

Ewwww, gross!

Maybe he watched Star Wars.

I have a VERY old cat. I place 4 puppy-training pads around/partially under the box. If she misses with her #1 – and sometimes #2 – it doesn’t stain the floor.

I used to sometimes watch a cat get into the litter box and dig and turn around and really take some time to get everything perfect – and then the bum would hang out the entrance (I had to get litter pans with tops and just a cat-sized opening due to dogs) and the cat would pee on the floor. Lucky me at that time, I had a laundry room with a drain in the floor. That floor was so easy to clean.

The cat was off the mark.

Cats know how to get our goat.