Close to Home by John McPherson for September 18, 2023

Seems like the guy with his mouth open should be asking ‘Which one is yours?’

Please don’t show what he evacuates from his body…talk about a blown out diaper!

Superman “That’s my boy!”

The acorn doesn’t fall far from the tree.

Larry Niven wrote a piece called “Man of Steel, Woman of Kleenex” Hilarious!

Genetics 101 at work.

They’re gonna need a sooper-dooper boom-boom scooper.

Get him back under the yellow sun incubator.

Bleeb looks a bit peaked; I hope he’s not ill.

After I had learned the facts of life, I wondered how Superman could climax without blowing a hole through Lois’ body.

Hi, Bleeb. Yeah, I know. It’s hard to know what’s going on in a situation like this.

Apparently, Superbaby was born with the leotards and cape.

No hair?

No capes!

I want the kid with the cape on my team. No foolin’

They learn earlier and earlier….ain’t this somein?

Flying babies has become a regular event.

Funny, the birth certificate says that Clark Kent is the father. You don’t think Lois cheated on him with Superman, do you?

What a perfect fit for Smallville!

Quick! Catch THAT baby!

And Bleeb is thinking, ‘gee, they act like they’ve never seen a flying baby before’.

Look’s like the little tyke is practicing for the Reno Air Races. (Fly fast. Fly low. Turn left.)

AND he’s faster than a speeding bullet…..

Clark’s and Lois’s kid?

Hope one of his super abilities is super early potty training.

I recall “Superbaby” in DC Comics some 63 years ago. The Kents found him after he arrived from Krypton. He grew up of course to be “Superboy” and then “Superman.”

Larry Niven’s short story: “Man of Steel, Woman of Kleenex”.