Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for September 30, 2023

I wonder how he’ll look if knew Chad was the one

This one was actually funny lmaoo

I hope Nate gave Chad credit but I doubt it

There goes Chad’s credit…and any chance Francis has at beating Nate

Okay, actually didn’t see this coming! Nate so often loses nowadays even if he doesn’t deserve to and Francis has been a real jerk recently. Not every arc has to end with Nate taking the L, and this is a far funnier punchline, Nate was genuinely praising Chad, only to realize he could use this, it’s just good! Plus Francis’ face XD

8\10, solid, fun arc! Best arc in a while, to be honest! Now please, Daphne arc for next week

QUIRK

Solved in 4 guesses btw! My average at wordle so far.

OI! Give Chad credit Nate!

That’s not an achievement, though. Just luck.

Francis has some competition now

Francis is probably gonna think he looked the answer up

imagine if that was Chad going and flaunting to Francis

i solved wordle in 1 guess

I got it in one ONCE

But solving it in 1 guess is pure luck. Regularly solving it in 3 or 4 is skill.

I got it in one to because I never changed my starter word

I like that Nate said ‘solved Wordle in one guess’, letting Francis mistakenly assume Nate did the solving.

Ethics? What ethics?

Not fair. Fun definitely, but still not fair…..

OK, FUZZY would throw off my strategy greatly. But, I did solve a Wordle in one once. When the word was HORDE back in May.

Big fat liar!

give me a full godfrey the next arc

Finally, something that Nate wins in.

There’s actually a current news story of someone using available metrics to determine that the number of one-guess daily Wordle winners is consistently higher than random chance.

This one is hilarious!

Just don’t tell Mrs Godfrey, Nate! You’ll definitely get detention, haha!!

9/10, Nate tricked Francis again!

ok but francis’s reaction should have been annoyed skepticism

Has anyone here solved the world in one guess without cheating before?

The best way to lose at wordle is to make a good guess, in “advanced” mode, which just turns every choice into a guess.

Suppose your first word is AGILE. No hits but you’ve eliminated a three of vowels and a couple of good consonants. So you go with DONUT to get three more good consonants and the rest of the vowels and you get yellow on DONU. Not good. Now you know it’s BOUND, FOUND, HOUND, MOUND, POUND, MOUND, SOUND, WOUND and there’s no way to guarantee you’ll get it in six. You probably have a 50-50 chance of winning. It all comes down to luck.

That’s going to cost him.

Okay, okay, I did fall for it. But now that I understand what happened, NATE!!!!! I WILL GET YOU!

Poll: Have you ever gotten the wordle in one guess?

See, Nate tends to use Chad. He uses him on Halloween to get extra Candy, To get People to buy stuff for the Timber Scouts, and now to Blow Francis’s mind. 7/10, pretty good.

Aha! Love Nate’s smirk.

One time I did that, it was the word ratio, and it’s always my starting word. I was so surprised!

was it ‘fuzzy’?

Holy crap! Chad is the wordle goat

Wait you don’t know. NATE WRIGHT HAS A PHONE. MARTY IS DONE GATEKEEPING HIM.

THIS IS A MONUMENTAL DAY.

Francis deserved that.

I’m not going to lie, showing off that you got the wordle right with the word fuzzy on first try just says that you have a horrible first word.