The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for October 06, 2023

Wrinkle free!

Val’s a real cute ghoul.

It’s a hot topic… but not a pressing issue.

“Only her laundress knows for sure.”

she has eliminated her wrinkles with surgery

The fashion these days among haunting spooks is to appear less crepe-y.

Wonderful, cheery portrait hanging on the wall.

She’ll only talk if you really press her.

She gets plenty of iron in her diet.

She’s plugged in to the latest cosmetics technology.

It’s the sun that wrinkles you. I’m strickly a night person.

That’s a Botox Brand iron.

Topical iron supplementation

Guess she was not pressed for time!

Ironing out all the details.

Ancient Chinese secret

Bo-starch injections.

I always wondered about the whole “ghost in a sheet” thing. When do they have time to go to “Linens n Things?” wait, they closed… nevermind…

Perma press and dryer sheets.

There has to be some kind of “Irony” here.

She took her mothers advice and ironed out the wrinkles…

Only her hairdresser knows.

Some friends wanted her badly to do something about her wrinkles – they kept pressing her and pressing her. (Now she can do it herself.)

He didn’t specter to look so good.

One time I misheard “laundry” as “zombie.” My sister and I then talked about folding the zombie, ironing the vampire, steaming the werewolf….

Tell the truth – you’ve been bleaching, too; haven’t you?

When their sheets are in the laundry, do ghosts run around in their undersheets?

Irony… The opposite of wrinkly!

He knows what her secret is. He can see right through her.

Looks like a bunch of sheet to me.

Going to be steamed when she finds out

The Botox Iron Company…

Ironic and yet moronic.

It’s gonna be a real burn on him!

give up her secret? not a ghost of a chance…

Seems steam would be more appropriate. How does she apply the proper pressure?