Wrinkle free!
Val’s a real cute ghoul.
It’s a hot topic… but not a pressing issue.
“Only her laundress knows for sure.”
she has eliminated her wrinkles with surgery
The fashion these days among haunting spooks is to appear less crepe-y.
Wonderful, cheery portrait hanging on the wall.
She’ll only talk if you really press her.
She gets plenty of iron in her diet.
She’s plugged in to the latest cosmetics technology.
It’s the sun that wrinkles you. I’m strickly a night person.
That’s a Botox Brand iron.
Topical iron supplementation
Guess she was not pressed for time!
Ironing out all the details.
Ancient Chinese secret
Bo-starch injections.
I always wondered about the whole “ghost in a sheet” thing. When do they have time to go to “Linens n Things?” wait, they closed… nevermind…
Perma press and dryer sheets.
There has to be some kind of “Irony” here.
She took her mothers advice and ironed out the wrinkles…
Only her hairdresser knows.
Some friends wanted her badly to do something about her wrinkles – they kept pressing her and pressing her. (Now she can do it herself.)
He didn’t specter to look so good.
One time I misheard “laundry” as “zombie.” My sister and I then talked about folding the zombie, ironing the vampire, steaming the werewolf….
Tell the truth – you’ve been bleaching, too; haven’t you?
When their sheets are in the laundry, do ghosts run around in their undersheets?
Irony… The opposite of wrinkly!
He knows what her secret is. He can see right through her.
Looks like a bunch of sheet to me.
Going to be steamed when she finds out
The Botox Iron Company…
Ironic and yet moronic.
It’s gonna be a real burn on him!
give up her secret? not a ghost of a chance…
Seems steam would be more appropriate. How does she apply the proper pressure?
Sir Davecelot 10 months ago
Wrinkle free!
Ratkin 10 months ago
Val’s a real cute ghoul.
fullmoondeb Premium Member 10 months ago
It’s a hot topic… but not a pressing issue.
Dirty Dragon 10 months ago
“Only her laundress knows for sure.”
ronaldspence 10 months ago
she has eliminated her wrinkles with surgery
PraiseofFolly 10 months ago
The fashion these days among haunting spooks is to appear less crepe-y.
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member 10 months ago
Wonderful, cheery portrait hanging on the wall.
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member 10 months ago
She’ll only talk if you really press her.
FreihEitner Premium Member 10 months ago
She gets plenty of iron in her diet.
uniquename 10 months ago
She’s plugged in to the latest cosmetics technology.
Jayalexander 10 months ago
It’s the sun that wrinkles you. I’m strickly a night person.
The Reader Premium Member 10 months ago
That’s a Botox Brand iron.
Lolapoo Premium Member 10 months ago
Topical iron supplementation
iggyman 10 months ago
Guess she was not pressed for time!
jel354 10 months ago
Ironing out all the details.
tony_n_jen2003 10 months ago
Ancient Chinese secret
joe piglet Premium Member 10 months ago
Bo-starch injections.
Slowly, he turned... 10 months ago
I always wondered about the whole “ghost in a sheet” thing. When do they have time to go to “Linens n Things?” wait, they closed… nevermind…
backyardcowboy 10 months ago
Perma press and dryer sheets.
basspro 10 months ago
There has to be some kind of “Irony” here.
Zebrastripes 10 months ago
She took her mothers advice and ironed out the wrinkles…
DaBump Premium Member 10 months ago
Only her hairdresser knows.
Doug K 10 months ago
Some friends wanted her badly to do something about her wrinkles – they kept pressing her and pressing her. (Now she can do it herself.)
Frank Burns Eats Worms 10 months ago
He didn’t specter to look so good.
Stephen Gilberg 10 months ago
One time I misheard “laundry” as “zombie.” My sister and I then talked about folding the zombie, ironing the vampire, steaming the werewolf….
WCraft Premium Member 10 months ago
Tell the truth – you’ve been bleaching, too; haven’t you?
cactusbob333 10 months ago
When their sheets are in the laundry, do ghosts run around in their undersheets?
LJZ Premium Member 10 months ago
Irony… The opposite of wrinkly!
Bilan 10 months ago
He knows what her secret is. He can see right through her.
zeexenon 10 months ago
Looks like a bunch of sheet to me.
Digital Frog 10 months ago
Going to be steamed when she finds out
T... 10 months ago
The Botox Iron Company…
Jeffin Premium Member 10 months ago
Ironic and yet moronic.
cheap_day_return 10 months ago
It’s gonna be a real burn on him!
gopher gofer 10 months ago
give up her secret? not a ghost of a chance…
comicalUser 10 months ago
Seems steam would be more appropriate. How does she apply the proper pressure?