Van Gogh’s Relatives (From the Brockton Enterprise’s e-humor column) His obnoxious brother: Please Gogh His dizzy aunt: Verti Gogh The brother who ate prunes: Gotta Gogh The brother who worked at a convenience store: Stopn Gogh The grandfather from Yugoslavia: U. Gogh The brother who bleached his clothes white: Hue Gogh The cousin from Illinois: Chica Gogh His Magician uncle: Wherediddy Gogh His Mexican cousin: Amee Gogh The Mexican cousin’s American half brother: Grin Gogh The nephew who drove a stage coach: Wellsfar Gogh The constipated uncle: Cant Gogh The ballroom dancing aunt: Tan Gogh The bird lover uncle: Flamin Gogh His nephew psychoanalyst: E. Gogh The fruit loving cousin: Man Gogh An aunt who taught positive thinking: Wayto Gogh The little bouncy nephew: Poe Gogh A sister who loved disco: Go Gogh And a niece who travels the country in a van: Winnie Bay Gogh
Imagine about 1 year ago
And it’s only been down hill since 1984. At least politically. Many politicians took it to be a book of instructions.
BasilBruce about 1 year ago
One thing about Van Gogh—everything you said to him went in one ear and stayed there.
davewhamond creator about 1 year ago
Horace, just let it Gogh.
Gent about 1 year ago
Eh by the time me is thinks of photograph me foods me is already eating it.
Tigressy about 1 year ago
Take “1984” plus “Brave New World” and you have modern society, “information”-wise.
Dobber Premium Member about 1 year ago
Two glasses of wine and a croissant! Sounds like a good start to the day.
nancyb creator about 1 year ago
Loved the Van Gogh joke. The Dutch painters loved to paint their food.
i_am_the_jam about 1 year ago
The worst part is that there are people who actually WANT to know what others just ate. :P :P :P
InTraining Premium Member about 1 year ago
C1 – so Horace picked the “Z” team over the “A” team…!
InTraining Premium Member about 1 year ago
C2 – 1984, actually not that long ago Horace, I was 42 and 42 + 42 = 84 so there…!
InTraining Premium Member about 1 year ago
C3 – well, finally an explanation for Mona Lisa’s smile….!
pat sandy creator about 1 year ago
the Van Grand Slam Breakfast™
Zebrastripes about 1 year ago
Make sure there’s butter in all the nooks and crannies when you copy that painting…..
Dobie Premium Member about 1 year ago
I wonder if Dali’s breakfast just…… oozed down the table to the floor?
mistercatworks about 1 year ago
Never have understood why someone would think other people want you to “regurgitate” your meal online as photos.
Mike Baldwin creator about 1 year ago
HA! Vincent van Gogh had an excuse, what is ours?
Zebrastripes about 1 year ago
I’m compelled to post this…..☺️☺️☺️
Van Gogh’s Relatives (From the Brockton Enterprise’s e-humor column) His obnoxious brother: Please Gogh His dizzy aunt: Verti Gogh The brother who ate prunes: Gotta Gogh The brother who worked at a convenience store: Stopn Gogh The grandfather from Yugoslavia: U. Gogh The brother who bleached his clothes white: Hue Gogh The cousin from Illinois: Chica Gogh His Magician uncle: Wherediddy Gogh His Mexican cousin: Amee Gogh The Mexican cousin’s American half brother: Grin Gogh The nephew who drove a stage coach: Wellsfar Gogh The constipated uncle: Cant Gogh The ballroom dancing aunt: Tan Gogh The bird lover uncle: Flamin Gogh His nephew psychoanalyst: E. Gogh The fruit loving cousin: Man Gogh An aunt who taught positive thinking: Wayto Gogh The little bouncy nephew: Poe Gogh A sister who loved disco: Go Gogh And a niece who travels the country in a van: Winnie Bay Gogh
Frank Burns Eats Worms about 1 year ago
Van Gogh had his “still life”, Horace might have his “stall life”.
Teresa Burritt (Frog Applause) creator about 1 year ago
You have a lot of “wants” today, Horace.
Doug K about 1 year ago
There is an “I” in “THIS TEAM”.
eddi-TBH about 1 year ago
1984 arrived and everybody volunteered to give up their freedom.
BaconBoyCamper about 1 year ago
Hey! Of course there is an ”I” in TEAM:
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