Garfield by Jim Davis for November 10, 2023

I don’t think Jon’s ridiculous wardrobe is a secret.

Liz’s secret is that she got her memory back and she is leaving you.

Garfield better not play this game with Arlene.

At least if Garfield climbed onto the bed while he is sleeping he can tell him to ‘Moooooove over’

Well his polka dots suits ain’t no secret.

Liz is meant to live with Garfield.

You should have made her go first Jon.

Should have made HER go first.

It could have been way worse than that. That’s all I could say.

Are those cat paw prints on Liz’s shirt?

Jon, as with many secrets, most are better left unsaid….

It can’t be the clothes, Liz can’t have been with him this long without knowing about his “fashion” sense

She loves him because he makes her laugh.

Yep, that must’ve been it.

Knowing Jon, that’s not so “udderly” ridiculous. I’ll just show myself out.

Well that was one secret Jon had

This explains why John is still a virgin.

does Jon have matching cow slippers?

Yep, Liz definitely walked right into that one. And to a lesser extent, so did Jon.

That’s a game in which one should never go first.

That’s a secret? I thought it was common knowledge.

Just wait until Jon tells her he still wears tighty whities.

John and Liz have been dating now, what something like 16 years? And they still haven’t slept together, let alone gotten married?

Does Jon have dreams of getting milked?

You have to love a girl with a sense of humor.

Maybe Jon’s revelation will be enough for Liz to finally see the light with regard to their relationship. Then again, maybe she’s just in it for the laughs.

It is all classed under “Things Humanity should never know.”

Liz will be happy with this guy in life, alright.