Peanuts by Charles Schulz for October 16, 2023

Don’t blame others for your own stupidity.

Tell me why I don’t like mondays.

Poor Patty, no one told her that her attorney was a beagle

You may run and hide, slip and slide

Trying to take the mote from your neighbour’s eyes

As sure as God made the rich and poor

You gonna reap just what you sow

(The King)

Peppermint Mint Patty is [very un happy] . Also finally someone told her, that dog school was very weird for not mentioning it and for letting her stay there.

Get your butt back in school!

Aha—it’s finally out!

Time for others to play dead …

Wow. The plot arc is going backwards. It looks like there’s going to be some conflict in Snoopy’s near future.

Now now, Patty, there’s no need to say the f-word

What would we do without Peanuts in a world where nothing else is funny?

That’s Woodstock’s nest, Snoopy, he’s supposed to be there. And he didn’t do anything wrong. Maybe you should go visit Spike instead of hanging around home.

The entire school staff was amazed she graduated.

Welcome to reality, PP!

Well, at least she’ll have no problem when it comes to to sit in class.

Hey, hey! Don’t you dare blame Snoopy, Double P! A baby could’ve seen that it was an obedience school from the get-go!

Snoopy, it’s time to rejoin the French Foreign Legion.

These panels were BRILLIANTLY drawn.

Finally, the jig is up, if PP is that dumb, she’ll never look in woodstock’s nest. Snoopy will have to go under cover for a while.

Amazingly, I don’t think that Patty realizes still that Snoopy IS a dog himself. She refers to him as her fuzzy necked attorney. She could still see him as a short guy with a hairy neck, and big nose, all the better to wring and punch, respectively.

Screaming funny.

Ding, ding, ding…the light goes on.

♫♪

‘Bedience school dropout (’Bedience school dropout)

Go back to grade school…

♫♪

Apologies to Frankie Avalon…

But did she learn to heel or shake hands?

Gee sir, it’s not like we tried to tell you numerous times.

Does PP know what a dog IS?

Probably got a better education than at many colleges today. And not as much student loan debt she expected someone else to pay for.

Her hair shows the stages of her reaction – brilliant!

this’ll be fun to watch. :)

Peppermint Patty the human dog! :D

Snoopy has a fuzzy neck? There’s a clue for Patti. Besides wouldn’t she rather live the life of a human instead of a dog? She should be happy to go back to human school.

And Patty? Technically, you’re still skipping…

At least she can say she graduated from something, and before she obliterates her attorney, she should have a nice long talk with her parents who let her go to the school and celebrated her graduation.

Finally, at last! It finally entered her mind that it was a DOG SCHOOL. Now Patty knows she will have to go to school and not be able to get out of it.

FINALLY! Sheesh that cute little girl is oblivious.

Always exciting when a character finally realizes something the audience has known for a month.

Does one dog diploma convert into five or seven human diplomas?

Ring the dinner bell and Snooopy will come,danger or no danger.

And I don’t think The French Foreign Legion takes girls

Sure, blame it on the lawyer…

She needs to pay attention.

On the bright side, she is protected from rabies for at least 5 years

Lio October 16.

“Why? I’m not in trouble.” is what Woodstock would say if he didn’t talk in chirps.

The hammer falls

Snoopy is changing careers. From attorney to invisible beagle.