Peanuts by Charles Schulz for October 17, 2023

better leave today Snoop!

Today, Patty realizes that Snoopy is a dog. Yesterday she thought he was a lawyer.

Well, I’ve never been to England

But I kind of like the Beatles

So I headed for Las Vegas

Only made it out to Needles

(The King)

Obedience was right in the name of the school on the brochure, wasn’t it, Peppermint Patty?

First, you should go and demand that the obedience school give you a $25 refund on your diploma for leading you on with the charade!

So she was a complete and udder idiot, and now she’s gonna take it out on an animal.

You are not going to pound Snoopy! You were too dumb to read the actual brochure! Surely it told you it was a dog obedience school. Maybe if you get back to school and learn how to read you won’t misunderstand things.

Nice cover-up job there, Charlie Brown! You’re a true friend.

Spike (Snoopy’s brother) reference in this.

“made”? That makes it seem that you were an unwilling victim in all this, PP…when we all know that you basically volunteered yourself to go there!

Sir, this isn’t Snoopy’s fault. You’re just a blockhead.

Time to go back to your dad for a different private school Patty.

It sure is. Why didn’t you think of— Oh. I guess that’s self-explanatory.

It’s hard for Patty to get the truth into her mind and because of that, she takes it out on Snoopy.

Hey, Patty. Wanna hear something that’ll blow your mind into the neighbor’s yard? Snoopy didn’t make a complete fool out you. YOU did!

If PP had a “CB” radio, her call name could be K-9.

Or to the air in his Sopwith Camel in France to fight the Evil Red Baron.

I think she just got ! ( took long enough )

In today’s TAMPA BAY TIMES, Patty sees the cat next door (named “World War II,”whom Charlie Brown warns her is “mean”), decides it’s Snoopy in a cat suit, and goes charging after him. How does this fit with today’s GO COMICS strip?

Heel Snoopy, says Patty.

Hey out there, does anybody ever go to Needles, CA?

The farther away Snoopy, the best he would not have to incur the wrath of a Peppermint Patty scorned…best for his health and well-being!

Put on your Joe Cool disguise and she’ll walk right by you

Is it good thinking that Charlie Brown is covering for Snoopy, or is Snoopy thinking he should have gone there?

Ugh, is Peppermint Patty going to head to Needles to look for him? That would add weeks to a storyline that’s already getting mighty long in the tooth.

Wait a minute, she didn’t realize that the Ace OBEDIENCE School was an obedience school?

Like Spike wants his fingerprints on this train wreck.