Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for September 28, 2023

The coaches at Milford argue among themselves. The coaches at Goshen tell one another to live long and prosper.

Who let the dogs out??

They say this cat Gil is a bad motha…(Shut your mouth!)But I’m talkin’ ’bout Gil (Then we can dig it)

Here goes nothing is right…

If the growling at the defender doesn’t work. Then on the next play fart on the defender.

P4: ROAR!!!

A couple of good offensive plays, or a defensive stand in the red zone might do Milford more good than a growl… If a growl is the most potent weapon you have, you’re in trouble.

If You Can’t Bite Don’t Growl, Australian country song by Chad Morgan, 1967.

What a dumb@ss.

Gil is a coaching genius!

Wink at the pitcher, uh I mean defender, like you know something he doesn’t

P 1: he’s talking about us snarkers

P1: Mr. Perfect Curt Hennig isn’t really dead, he’s coaching in the valley. Which is just one step away. But still perfect and smug. P2.5: but eat these cloves of garlic before you growl on them

When did Kaz’s brother start coaching for Goshen?

P1- A roid free Kaz, Jon Dowd and an extra like in the opening scene landing party in Star Trek.

P2- Manners Rod Job.

P3- My city championship youth football team used the growling tactic on defense in 1970 until a referee got wise and told us to stop that nonsense. It was fun while it lasted.

I guess the strategy is that it’s hard to play defense when you’re laughing hysterically.

After that fearsome growl comes the vaunted rainbow kick.

P 1 (Kaz thought bubble): “…coaching against this clown is like shooting fish in a barrel…”

P 1 (guys in the background while high-fiving): “….see?….I told you that Milford ain’t s***…haha…”

Growl at the defender. That’ll make them play awful so we can execute another Thorp Special Comeback.

“Growl.” No response. “Hraakkk!”

If there ever was any doubt the writer’s been into the peyote, it has officially been erased.

steve from 90210 got a coaching job !

I think the Goshen coaches took the mirakle method taught by mud that dr pearl wouldn’t pay for

coach take a mint before you tell me something your breath is making me feel drunk

coach cami takeover jami just texted me theres a old broad at the house with a tuna casserole

Does Kaz work at the bucket too? Times are tough.

Henry needs a break. When do the comic writers go on strike?

P 2.5 (Gil): “…yeah!…and then cluck like a chicken…(giggle…snort…)…”

I agree. Not-Kaz is definitely a smug mother-you-know-what. And speaking of you know what, you know what is coming next, a new edition of Mopped Up Thorp.

https://moppedupthorp.wordpress.Com/2023/09/28/another-gil-diversion/

Why is Joe Walsh coaching Goshen High? Is Eagles not currently touring?

Now I know what Walsh meant when he released “But Seriously, Folks”.