Pluggers by Rick McKee for October 05, 2023

A flatulence joke?

It’s a Boxer. Don’t fight it. Use it to your advantage in social situations.

So the one cheek sneak does work ;-)

It should have been a female plugger. My wife keeps trying to tell me that women don’t fart.

If you think this joke is funny because you’ve never heard it before, you’re definitely a Plugger.

“Blame them on the dog…” yet, he IS a dog!

And the dog is very happy about that, too!

I couldn’t do that to my dog, but then I live alone so it wouldn’t matter…

I had a dog named Pixie when I was young……………………………That’s all. Just wanted to contrubute that.

It’s all right. (The dog is fine with it.) It’s kind of their thing.

Only makes sense if someone else is around. I’ve put the blame on the Grandkids before when they were little. “Better check ….’s diaper.”

So has EVERYbody else.

Pluggers invented the term “bottom burps.”

Even when no one’s around?

Wait… the DOG Plugger is blaming the dog?

Growing up I had a dog named Pixie. The best dog ever!!! Thanks for the memories!

He’s a dog too.

So which do did it?

A kid goes to pick up his date, meeting the father in the process. Sitting waiting for his gal to be ready he sits with the father. Gas attack. Faithful Fido the dog is laying nearby. Kid lets a bit go. Dad shouts “Fido!” Kid realizes Fido will take the blame so let’s loose. Dad jumps up and yells “Fido get away from the kid before he craps on you!”

I had a dog once long ago that would fart and then growl at me as if I had done it.

Hey Rick, you had plenty of other Pluggers you could’ve used for this gag, yet you went for the dog-man.

That was my Pop. He’d blame poor Speckles, even at the beach house porch!

Well dogs have been known to lay down some silent deadly ones and leave the rooms when they do.