Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for September 26, 2023

I’d take that as a “No”

Whoa! Dakota knows how to say sorry?!

It’s a traditional cat name that means “I want something from you.”

Dakota never learned to talk like a normal person. Sarcastically is the only option.

Leave it there and go, it’s just an idea!

Today marks a milestone in “Phoebe and Her Unicorn” history. Dakota said, “I’m Sorry.” !!!

If in character, Dakota should be saying “Never mind, I just stopped caring” next.

I have to zoom the screen in to really see the cat and his face emotions.

I guess the cat eats “MAAAAAAOW MIX” food!

Chairman Maaaaaaow?

I guess cats would name their kittens some kind of meowing sound rather than, I dunno, “Mittens”.

He’s a real, no where man

sitting in his no where land

making all his no where plans

for nobody….

She wasn’t saying it sarcastically. That’s Dakota’s normal tone of voice.

I bet the cat’s favorite incense is myrrh. Cats ask for it by name.

It’s weird to see Dakota so interested in someone. I think she’s recognized how similar she and the Sphinx are and she’s about to invite they to stay at her house.

Dakota doesn’t look like she’s saying it sarcastically.

Any relation to Mau?

The cat should adopt Dakota. Those two might make a great pair.

Cats and unicorns.

Sounds to me like you wanna stay then, cat.

The Sphinx looks like it grOWS AND SHRinks. Dakota lloks like she grOWS AND ONLY SHRinks a little bit.

“Please. I have a name.” Don’t take offense if you haven’t said it yet.

Be polite to that cat, ladies. From Japanese (especially anime/manga) “Maou” is translated as “demon lord.”

Somewhere, a goblin queen smiled and said “BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAART!”

sphinx or barometer?

Surprised the cat didn’t make them guess.