Arlo and Janis by Jimmy Johnson for September 30, 2023

Flowers for Algernon

Amazing

Ever the ascerb! 8^ )

I don’t see any labels on any boxes.

They having a mystery Box Yard sale, no peeking b/4 you buy. . . Suprise

Which one has the Ark in it?

I thought finding Janis would be incentive enough.

Arlo is looking for BF Skinner.

At least no electrocollar to train him thru the maze.

My wife used to do taxes and one woman, post-divorce, said she had made over 30 trips to Goodwill, so she wanted the maximum deduction. Difficulty: no receipts. Zero extra deduction.

I think that would be a food pellet.

Years ago, Arlo went on a rant about them having “too much stuff”, walked around dressed as a monk for a week or so. It must have worn off, and he surrendered to our materialistic life. Welcome back, Arlo!

Amazed.

I was helping my BIL load up the moving truck in the hot Florida sun. My SIL was packing boxes and was taking a lot of time segregating things, resulting in many partially filled boxes. I didn’t mind until she started putting them in our way, making us constantly stop and clear the path. Then she started complaining that we weren’t filling the truck fast enough.

A-maze-ing house full of boxes.

I’d ask for cheesecake.

did you find the LOST ARC in there?!

I thought it was “Who moved my cheese?”

Satisfaction is the best you can hope for and you won’t or can’t get any satisfaction until the job is done…..

Cut the cheese.

So which box is Luddie hiding in?

Only if you push the button at the centre of the maze, Arlo.

“You ran the maze mighty well. Your reward awaits you tonight.”

I feel like that whenever I go through those velvet rope mazes at banks, airports, or movie theatres.

Don’t I get a Sunday comic or something?