I get a charge out of all those TV ads for various medications, in which the gauzy images, pleasant scenes of happy, smiling people, and flowery graphics of the product name in an elegant font come on just before the rapid-fire list of the 5000 adverse side effects that the meds will cause. When they say “Ask your doctor if fuxifide is right for you”, they’re really saying “We can’t afford to send our product reps out to every MD in America, but gee, wouldn’t you like to do it for free on our behalf?”.
Ratkin Premium Member over 1 year ago
Only live once? Obviously the evil atheists have infiltrated the government.
Yakety Sax over 1 year ago
Healthy is just a slower way to die……
basspro over 1 year ago
Ian Fleming determined that “You only live twice.”
dbrucepm over 1 year ago
better to die fat, dumb, and happy than skinny, smart, and miserable
uniquename over 1 year ago
If you’re gonna eat that stuff, go to a shop where they make really good ones. Don’t waste the calories on that store bought junk.
InTraining Premium Member over 1 year ago
Please pass the Yummos….!
sandpiper over 1 year ago
Then a good brand name might be DARE
Count Olaf Premium Member over 1 year ago
Go Ahead. The Surgeon General Has Determined The The Way Inflation Is Going You Won’t Be Able to Afford Them Again
Richard S Russell Premium Member over 1 year ago
I get a charge out of all those TV ads for various medications, in which the gauzy images, pleasant scenes of happy, smiling people, and flowery graphics of the product name in an elegant font come on just before the rapid-fire list of the 5000 adverse side effects that the meds will cause. When they say “Ask your doctor if fuxifide is right for you”, they’re really saying “We can’t afford to send our product reps out to every MD in America, but gee, wouldn’t you like to do it for free on our behalf?”.
LeftCoastBoomer Premium Member over 1 year ago
They’d better not be talking about my Cinnamon Toast Crunch! It’s ESSENTIAL!!