Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for October 07, 2023

I have no idea what’s going on

You ain’t the Lone Ranger in that canoe…

P4 “Oh, and ToBe wets the bed, too.”

P2.5 (Sniff, sniff…) “You smell pretty, Dotty Dubbs.”

Pom poms are very sexy.

They only thing that those guys kill is good stories

Tobias catches the ball, he’s down at the 30. I can’t wait, what happens next?? Oh yeah, he’s goofing around on the sidelines?? ………Oh, really

Hot Rod refreshes Tobe with Massengill.

Don’t worry, this will all make the next now overdue Hairy Luke meltdown seem interesting.

Isn’t it about time that we had a sudden segue to the Milford Ping Pong Team? (Coached, of course, by Gil.)

In all reality, Coach Luke better stay away from Toobie & Rodman they might have a Juvie Flashback and shank him too !

Word on the street is the juvie hit when down when some contraband sloppy joes were stolen. TobRod motto: fool around/find out.

in other milford news Jamie thorp is looking for a partner for the three legged race and egg toss for the milford fall festival

hoodad root beer has agreed to sponsor the milford marching band

coach doyle will not participate in the valley high hokey pokey fest because of a large callous on her left foot

marty moon has added another sponsor to his podcast corona typewriters

Just to watch him die.

I hope this is rock bottom for the strip. It has to get better, or I’m done with it.

Even in Milford if a guy got killed in juvie it would make the news.

High Jinxs!! High on their own supply

P1- Dotty Dubbs looks like a mannequin with those arms and snap on neck. Kim Cattral is envious.

So is Rod Tobias’s mommy? Or is his real mommy his mommy? Or is someone else his mommy? Is a crossover with Momma coming?

P 2.5 (Dot): “… Tobias only made it through juvie by being everyone’s girlfriend…”

I don’t get it. Doesn’t everyone’s mommy cut the crusts off?

“Yeah, that’s why they kept them inside an extra three weeks…”

So who’s the bimbo asking that idiotic question? (if it were true, Einstein, do you think they would be out so fast?)

There was no crust cutting at Winton Woods last night, but the Milford, OH Eagles did cut it close, winning 3-0 with a late game field goal in an epic defensive struggle. Cheers of, “Go Milford!” are echoing throughout the Valley as the first place, undefeated Eagles move to 8-0 overall and 7-0 in the Valley (Eastern Cincinnati Conference), and maintain their hold on the #6 Ohio AP poll ranking and the Division 1, Region 4 #1 playoff seed.

Apparently Rod and ToBe have a drinking problem. ToBe needs to learn to turn around if he wants a drink of water. And speaking of drinking water, you might not want to be drinking water while reading today’s Mopped Up Thorp.

https://moppedupthorp.wordpress.Com/2023/10/07/fan-club/

Oh Milford you’re so fine, you’re so fine you blow my mind hey Milford, hey Milford.

both the girl who smells pretty and gil drink preacher root beer not the swill marty mixes with cough syrup hoodad but everyone likes root beer right !!!!

marty moon thinking that cheerleader sure shaves her armpits nice I might need to pull down the broadcast booth shade at half time

everythings better with bluebonnet on it

I mean, are we seeing Bananarama before they became famous????

more like Wilson phillips

Episode 36 of Milford After Dark is now online.

https://moppedupthorp.wordpress.Com/2023/10/08/milford-after-dark-episode-36/

here police were called to thorp home gil was eating jamis trix cereal silly gil trix are for kids