The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for October 02, 2023

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    Renatus Profuturus Frigeridus Premium Member about 1 year ago

    Low testosterone?

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    Dobber Premium Member about 1 year ago

    He’s been working on it since he was sixteen.

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    Wilde Bill  about 1 year ago

    Your mustache is coming along quite nicely, Gladys.

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    The dude from FL  Premium Member about 1 year ago

    I can’t grow a beard and I’m glad. I shave every other day and I’m not complaining.

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    angelolady Premium Member about 1 year ago

    That’s ok, Brutus. You can excel in shaving. (Don’t cut yourself!)

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    The Reader Premium Member about 1 year ago

    He didn’t as much start it as he just kind’a stubbled upon it.

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    GROG Premium Member about 1 year ago

    Some men just are not meant to grow beards. Brutus is one such man.

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    nosirrom  about 1 year ago

    Six weeks is a long time to wait for a 5 o’clock shadow.

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    Chris  about 1 year ago

    time to shave off the hard work… don’t worry, it don’t sound like she likes you all scruffy anyways. :J

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    rhpii  about 1 year ago

    A beard gives your face balance when the hair on top of your head has gone AWOL.

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    General Trelane (Ret.) Premium Member about 1 year ago

    It’s coming in nice Brutus .

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    ehol Premium Member about 1 year ago

    This is so me … It requires ages fro me to show a simulacra of a beard … Brutus, you’re not alone :)

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    assrdood  about 1 year ago

    I’ve had a beard or mustache (or both) since the Carter administration. They are not a time- savers. Mine requires twice a week trims plus neck shaves ( Otherwise I look like Duck Dynasty).

    I tried shaving again once. I decided to grow it back after the grandkids wanted to know who the new guy was.

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    MuddyUSA  Premium Member about 1 year ago

    Some guys can only grow peach fuzz……..

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    goboboyd  about 1 year ago

    It took me all of the pandemic, and a bit more, before I ‘came out’ from under the mask. I thought the short whiskers would act like Velcro to hold the masks in place (OVER the nose), but… not so much.

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    raybarb44  about 1 year ago

    Brutus, if you want to grow a beard, go for it, however long it takes. However, l think you look great clean shaven. I never grew a beard, though in my Army and Cop days, I did sport a mustache. However, as a prosecutor, I changed my image and became clean shaven and never went back….

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    ladykat  about 1 year ago

    Shave, Brutus.

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    walstib Premium Member about 1 year ago

    Brutus is just practicing for next month’s “Movember”.

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    Brent Rosenthal Premium Member about 1 year ago

    Go with it while you can Brutus. In the not too distant future whatever you grow will be gray or white and nobody will be able to tell whether or not you are growing one!

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    walstib Premium Member about 1 year ago

    My greatest social sin in the 70’s was my half-inch hairless gap where I couldn’t grow sideburns between my head hair and my beard.

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    KEA  about 1 year ago

    I can still grow a beard, but unfortunately it now comes out in at least 3 colors and looks awful

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    Moonkey Premium Member about 1 year ago

    Brutus, it’s time to give it up.

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    Moonkey Premium Member about 1 year ago

    There are two Fahrenheit 451 movies. I recently watched the 2018 version, which differed quite a bit from the original movie and really far from the book. Then I watched the Soylent Green movie – I haven’t read the book again yet, still waiting for it – I think it’s from 1973, also way after the book. Soylent Yellow and Soylent Red are made from soy and lentils respectively. Soylent Green was made from plankton, which gave it the green color, I guess, but the oceans were dying and the plankton also, so they started using people. Consumers really ate it up, you could say. I have enjoyed the movies and the first book, and look forward to the second book. I will happily take suggestions for other older books.

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    cuzinron47  about 1 year ago

    There comes a point in life where it grows everywhere except where you want it to. I don’t need a haircut so much as I need an ear trim.

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    Buckeye67  about 1 year ago

    Always remember Brutus, a man has to know his limitations. If you don’t got it, don’t flaunt it.

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    gopher gofer  about 1 year ago

    i’ve tried growing a beard, but the mirror kept laughing at me…

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    Jeffin Premium Member about 1 year ago

    See my beard. Ain’t it weird? Don’t be skeer’d. S’just a beard.

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    dbrucepm  about 1 year ago

    shaving after all these years is part of my morning wake up routine. Even if I go a day without shaving it throws me off so no beard for me.

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    paullp Premium Member about 1 year ago

    Many years ago, I was friendly with a co-worker, but I didn’t see him regularly — we were both in NYC but worked in different offices. One day when we did cross paths, I noticed some growth on his upper lip and said, “Hey, you’re trying to grow a mustache!”

    Oops . . . actually, like Brutus, he’d been “trying” for about six weeks. He shaved if off very shortly after that.

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