“I have answered every special products comic-book ad! Want to pet my Sea Monkey? I could Hypnotize you with my special power. But I already see you nekkid with my X-Ray Glasses! Wouldn’t you like to lay in my beautiful Giant Balloon?”
THE COUNT: My pal Dracula tell me that this area under a chick’s chin is an erogenous zone. Is it working for you? Oh I don’t care – I’m hungry! CHOMP!
John Lustig (Last Kiss) creator about 1 year ago
Here’s the link to the original, vintage art & text:
https://www.lastkisscomics.Com/comic/rich-in-the-only-way-that-matters/
GreasyOldTam about 1 year ago
Plus, I spend a FORTUNE on hair goop!!
electricshadow Premium Member about 1 year ago
Next thing, he’ll ask her up to his apartment to see his etchings.
Say What Now‽ Premium Member about 1 year ago
At least he’s not a comic strip writer.
valeries Premium Member about 1 year ago
Is that you, John?
nosirrom about 1 year ago
How would you like to be my Wonder Woman?
danketaz Premium Member about 1 year ago
He’s a keeper.
PraiseofFolly about 1 year ago
“I have answered every special products comic-book ad! Want to pet my Sea Monkey? I could Hypnotize you with my special power. But I already see you nekkid with my X-Ray Glasses! Wouldn’t you like to lay in my beautiful Giant Balloon?”
phritzg Premium Member about 1 year ago
If she’s not into comics, he also has a nice assortment of baseball cards.
coltish1 about 1 year ago
From the original art: yeah, stall for time, my dear, enough time to call the NSA, the FBI, and the CIA.
Zebrastripes about 1 year ago
He’s as slick as they come…
Teto85 Premium Member about 1 year ago
Priorities.
oakie817 about 1 year ago
i still have 7000
freshmeet2030 about 1 year ago
It’s all fun and games until she asks for the balance sheet.
Another Take about 1 year ago
THE COUNT: My pal Dracula tell me that this area under a chick’s chin is an erogenous zone. Is it working for you? Oh I don’t care – I’m hungry! CHOMP!
el_eye about 1 year ago
You just can’t trust a guy with slicked back hair.
ChessPirate about 1 year ago
John, you told her about your Comics? What were you inking?
(≖_ʖ ≖)
anomaly about 1 year ago
What more could you want?
Mike Baldwin creator about 1 year ago
I think I’m in love.
Teresa Burritt (Frog Applause) creator about 1 year ago
Hm. I’m still wondering if this will win her over. Think not.
CitizenKing about 1 year ago
I can show you the comics, but you can’t take them out of the wrappers.
MissyTiger about 1 year ago
Just what kind of gal do you think she is?! She’s holding out for the compendiums.
tinstar about 1 year ago
Well, when some of the classic comics are fetching hundreds of thousands of dollars, or more, she’d be smart to give him a chance!
paullp Premium Member about 1 year ago
If he met her at Comic-Con, maybe that would work. Otherwise, I think he just struck out.
ericlscott creator about 1 year ago
Lead the way!