Close to Home by John McPherson for October 06, 2023

Are those things there what they actually look like?

O. M. G.

Of course, I know guys who’d want some of those meds, expired or not!

Worst case of melanoma that I’ve ever seen!

Looks like ’it’s all over’ for him!!!

It looks like hes covered in wangs

You can always join the circus

Skin Tags

some people probably pay to have that done these days

“Not at all. I think they put them there to sell more drugs.”

I must have missed something. The side effects here are so minimal that it’s hard to tell if anything went awry.

DON’T MESS WITH VIAGRA AFTER THE EXPIRATION DATE !!!!!

“I’m afraid you’ve got cows…

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I know it’s from 2017, but I do NOT remember this one! Mostly because I would’ve made all kinds of off-color jokes… and, I mean, why wouldn’t you?!… IT’S RIGHT THERE!

I can’t believe how much I’m holding back right now!

I have to go before I hyperventilate!

Define fun.

It’s one of the hundreds advertised on evening news. Don’t take it if you’re allergic to it. DUH!

This strip will get better over time.

where there’s a pill there’s a way

Yeah, that will be uncomfortable and expensive to fix.

Look, I’m sprouting…

What ever you do, don’t get excited

Try your best not to squeeze

Thumbthing is right here.

I never realized how senile my mother had been until I found meds that had expired in 2001

He’s having a growth spurt.

That’s the fun with taking expired pills. You never know what’s gonna happen!

Don’t believe her, she whacked you all over when you were sleeping.

He’s gonna need a good moisturizer.

Great drawing! Looks like somebody’s been dicking around with expired lotions.

He seems like he couldn’t wart off the problem.

Dr. Pimple Popper to the rescue! She has the grossest job on TV!

Absolutely, violently disgusting, I can’t look again, Yech. You win John!

On the bright side, he has a future working bachelorette parties.

Love handles!

Get rid of the lame teeth and I might read these comics!

He’s become a real toe-dy.

And I thought the multi-scrotumed man was just the stuff of carnival barkers’ patter.