Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for October 29, 2023

Probably the Facebook terms and conditions. You just know it had to be Zuckerberg. /s

To quote the movie Paul, “It’s probin’ time!”

I did read them. And that was why I did agree to the terms. I’m still waiting though.

Well, the one in the left hand is a scalp massager. Maybe right hand is also a good thing?

Sometimes they hand you papers to sign just before surgery.

Maybe THAT’S why I don’t remember signing them?

Sometimes they put recipes in the terms and conditions.

This agreement is included in all terms and conditions for any software!

Season 6, episode 1 of Black Mirror did a wonderful job with that as well, you’ve signed away all rights to your own image or privacy… (And considering how your cell phones can track you it might have been a warning.)

Relax, Brewster. They’re only going to take about a dozen small pieces of your prostate.

Hmm makes me want to check the TAC on my other apps as well

GameStation has revealed that it legally owns the souls of thousands of customers, thanks to a clause it secretly added to the online terms and conditions for the official GameStation website.

https://bit-tech.Net/news/gaming/pc/gamestation-we-own-your-soul/1/

South Park already did it.

Well, it ain’t Rockit Science… ☺

Ah just what the alien astronut theorists was always suspected about Googley eyes aliens!

So that’s how it happens. Now I understand. At least they followed the law.

There was an App I couldn’t download because we didn’t have a first born.

ka-spleen probe

Cool art, that’s exactly how I remember the inside of the ship looking.

why would anyone agree to be probed? oh… nevermind…

Just so you know, if you’re probing his brain, you’re not gonna find anything.

Hilarious strip funny comments.

And your credit card credentials are now available throughout the Milky Way on the Outernet.

I don’t fully read the T&C, but I scan them for alarming words.

I never wanted to be Bill Gates towel boy, but the EULA was airtight.

This Babylon 5 scene is So Appropriate.

https://www.youtube .com /watch?v=jhC_KHkihKY

(Don’t forget to remove the spaces around the .com to get the link to work)

Ooohhhh. That probe might tickle just a little bit