Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for October 12, 2023

Considering that Arcturus is 36.66 light years from Earth, you are going to have to wait a while for that pony.

She has Arcturus Prime — free shipping.

If she did get a pony, where on the RUSerious could she keep it?

35 years later: Your pony arrived, but it suffocated

Arcturus (located in the constellation Bootes) is the 4th brightest star in the night sky (as viewed from earth). (Sirius is, of course, the brightest). It located a little beyond the handle of the Big Dipper.

How many ponies do you think there in the Arcturus system? They are probably out of stock.

Yesterday she wasted her wish on Venus, it’s only got one star.

Because it wasn’t the first star she saw tonight. You have to read the fine print.

The pony planet in the Arcturus system? Pony wish, with shipping and handling included. will take 5-10 working days, (Arcturus time). On a Fed Ex freighter out of Sirius. At warp 30. Sorry for the delay.

Remember wishes and prayers will always be answered; the problem is that the answer can be:

Yes

No

or Not Yet.

Man, how does that boy breathe in that outfit?

If you ever do get it, maybe keep it at Violet’s, who, as her sister Hyacinth Bucket (pronounced Boo-Kay), likes to tell people, has “room for a pony”… ☺

Be patient. Give it about 6-8 weeks

That was probably Pluto, it doesn’t have wish giving status.

I start with the one-star reviews and work up. However, there are now hired competition-suppressors who give bad reviews to competing products. There are also people who give really bad reviews because they do not understand the product:

“I bought this electric wok and it does not work as a deep-fry fryer. I am HORRIBLY disappointed.”

Five-star reviews have become practically worthless:

“I gave this product five-stars because their website has a lavender theme. I have still not received my wonderful product.”

Maybe try wishing on Epsilon Pegasi? (Search-engine it)

Where would a star get a pony? From a Space Cowboy?

She’s in line behind Katie Newman (Adam@Home).

If wishes were horses, beggars would ride…but they aint, kid.