The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for October 17, 2023

Everything was fine until he tried to replace some missing lug nuts and lost his head.

I love it!

He’s really good jump starting cars with his bolts and a cable set

Just don’t fire him.

Noted for lightning-fast service. Specializes in Monster Trucks.

Must be a Firestone.

What a piece of cobbled up junk!

Frankenstein will frankenfix the frankentire.

And for electrical issues “Wire Bad”

Just keep it simple.

No worries. He can just patch it up & stitch it together.

What makes his business even more successful, you have to buy 4 new tires. Otherwise, your vehicle will not be balanced because of uneven tread wear.

Just keep him away from the battery charger!

Believe he’s currently a climate advisor for the current administration.

Monster deals now through Monday!

He’s always got spare parts on him.

“Puttin’ on the Ritz”

I presume it’s also a body shop.

Is that monster fired up?

Profitable assessment – Tire bald!!

I mean, the guy is a one-man carjack!

I’m the first to remind everyone that it’s not Frankenstein, it’s Frankenstein’s monster?

“Fire bad… low prices good”

Customers became suspicious when Frank’s head bolt was absent when the tires had holes in them.

He’s especially good at finding hard to get parts.

An auto hoist in my garage would have come in handy. But this guy could lift it and change it’s tire.

When will people learn, it is Doctor Frankenstein and the monster. The monster’s name is NOT Frankenstein.

he’s a real nuts ‘n’ bolts kind of guy…

So, Dr. Frankenstein also owns a auto repair shop and employs the Monster as his mechanic?

He hired his monster