The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for October 21, 2023

We’re still finding unopened cans marked best by 2013.

Once in a while I shop at a market that boasts lower prices. I realized the reason was that they buy items that are close to the expiration date. I now find myself checking expiration dates on the packaging or cans!!

Minutes per pound ?

No. 10 was told by the coach: “Now you stand HERE.”

The government is regulating everything.

Those are “The Gingerbread Boys”:

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“Run, run, laugh and make noise!

You can’t catch us.

We’re the Gingerbread Boys!”

Terrible but funny!

Due to the fat content of too many kids these days, the numbers they really should worry about are their cholesterol numbers.

The witches decided to play soccer against the kids, but they used their brooms. Next thing you know, Quidditch was born!

Sometimes when I see a kid (riding) in a shopping cart, I think about asking what aisle they found them in.

Gasp…….we’ll get sick if we eat a spoiled kid!

Soccer kids are still fresh and crunchy after there Best Buy dates so load up and stock your freezer since you have a shopping cart handy.

At least they’re not all bunched together.

“The one standing in under the net looks fresh.”

Gives new meaning to, “Spoiled Child”.

Someone should soccer right in the face.

Wait until they see the mountains of bottled water at the concessions stand.

Excellent and oh-so-timely, Mr. HIlburn!

The kid looking back in the top corner – he’s got cart blanch

They’re a bunch of spoiled brats.

Witches Who Shop For Athletic Children Be Loco! (The Fat, Lazy Ones Are Tender & Have All The Flavor!)

England news, Sir Bobby Charlton 86 died today.

1966 World cup winner

1958, After a European Cup match against Red Star Belgrade, the plane on which the Manchester United team was traveling crashed in heavy snow after a refueling stop in Munich. Of the 23 who died, eight were players. Charlton, who was dragged from the wreckage by a teammate, was 21 at the time.

I take it you figured the house of treats ordeal wouldn’t work.

Never seen a soccer field with nearly back-to-back goals before.

Make sure you check the Best By Dates in the grocery store. I find expired products every time I shop.