Moderately Confused by Jeff Stahler for October 21, 2023

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To beat it, come back tomorrow.

Every so often, when my wife gets on the scale, I’ll sneak in a toe on the back. She hasn’t killed me…yet….

Who asked you to weigh in on the conversation?

“One at a time, please”

Bet he beats some others, too. Cholesterol, belly fat, bp, Ha1c. etc. Belt in, Bud, the docs are waiting.

yee

Nothing like having a motivational scale

No, no, no, no. Just TOO close for comfort!

Too bad it’s not his golf score, less is more.

I’m on a long streak of consecutively breaking that score, too!

There is nothing worse than a Sarcastic Scale.

If it keeps reminding him of that the scale is likely to get beaten too.