Reality Check by Dave Whamond for October 17, 2023

You know what happens at midnight then

And Linus in his advanced years will be in the pumpkin patch waiting for the Great Pumpkin Spice Latte.

I used to chew Jolt gum at work. Stimulating. On annual doctor visit she remarked, “Your heart is skipping a few beats. Are you taking stimulants?” I stopped the Jolt gum.

https://www.joltgum.COM/

Why shouldn’t vampires get to try that stuff, too?

Well, latte dah!

Whole Latte Love…

You’ll have to wear a pumpkin spice patch to ween yourself off of it.

Oh, you’ll need some yoga pants, too!

Unfortunately, it’s the season.

You can only be a seasonal donor.

I’m getting pretty tired of pumpkin spice stuff. I personally abhor pumpkin (and sweet potatoes) but that’s just me. Others may not appreciate my preferences. It’s the repetitive referencing that jangles with me. Much like the same commercial time after time after time during a football game. Or Taylor Swift this or that going on and on. Tell me once. Or maybe twice. Then I’ve got it.

It’s a long shot but you’ll warm up to decaf.

She’s in for a brewed awakening.

I’d really try to get a second opinion …!

( like “…and you’re ugly, too” – RIP, Rodney )

Won’t the vampires be pleased!

She’s a member of the church of the Latte Day-Saints.

So, what to do with a garage full of pumpkins? Oh yes, I have it, build a trebuchet for my boys.

The pumpkin spice products are bad enough, but all the jokes about it make it twice as bad.