Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for October 17, 2023

OK, Pam, but when the wood in his head bursts into flames from all that thinking, it will be on your head.

“That’s quite understandable. Everybody else hates the job you’re doing also.”

God helps those who help themselves, with the exception of Cliff, of course!

We had in-house tech support where I worked. All good people. Their boss, on the other hand…

There are a few people who choose to be pretty helpless and hopeless.

So this is going to be a helpful week.

Keep it professional, please.

After listening to all the sad stories, of your R.U. Sirius crew mates. “They thought, they would be a famous, rich Astronauts and get all the hot girls”. But now they are stuck in this dead end job. So does it make you evil, when you introduce them to hot Jane from B.C. Comics?

I think I know of a way that Cliff can help an unhappy crew-mate named Pamela Mae Snap… ☺

“Learn to love if if you favor your teeth and jaw.”

Switch him to the self-help line. It’s a voice menu so detailed it drives you to consider suicide (that is question 94).

Help line worker, help thyself.

He’s gonna be so helpful with that attitude.

Well he needs help anyways.