Close to Home by John McPherson for November 12, 2023

Is that pipeline for delivery … or removal? Either way, seems like she only solved half the problem.

It might cost less to just move her house to a beach or desert.

The cat lady across the street could use one of those! I’d assume it’s for removal.

Removal or delivery….she has a major problem.

Where does it go… I’ve seen suspicious pipes like that in my neighborhood!

That reminds me: I have to clean Muggsy’s litterbox.

What’s worrisome is that it looks like there’s more than one house connected to that system.

Pipe dreams

My dog would be going berserk with even ONE cat that close.

Get rid of the cats. I’m allergic to them and I generally can smell their spots where they decide to dump in flower bed.

I prefer an oil pipeline

She has it piped in? How convenient.

Watch out, Bleeb! You could be a snack for that cat!

It’s called automatic delivery and Amazon has it.

We have a clowder of 5. Two Litter Robots and an emergency litter box. No mess, no smell, no worries.

If only.

Now that’s a cat house.

It hasn’t worked well. They have a problem with production control. The dryers are intermittent and they shoot big wet cat litter cannonballs through the pipes.

Funny! That would cut out those kitty litter runs.

Oh no, Bleeb has been treed.

There’s not even enough room for her in the house.

The old lady on the porch looks like she’s turning green, so maybe her fancy litter system isn’t working.

Since they’re allowed outside, why don’t they do their business outside? (Because they’re civilized)

I would stay out on the porch, too, if the house was one big kitty box.