Aunty Acid by Ged Backland for October 15, 2023

Aaah! My eyes!

Might look worse if you had lost it overnight. It takes awhile for the skin to adjust.

GAA! that must be a nightmare

The scale says: get your stinky feet off me!

It’s that darned Sandman overdoing it. Every night he refills the bags under her eyes.

It hardly seems fair.

Maybe she just needs to take off the rest of her clothes (and those heavy earrings). (and stand up straighter?)

I might have OCD. Each day, I record my physical activity and weight. Any individual day could vary by more than 3 pounds (usually a gain). Then as us data types say, “it regresses towards the norm.” In other words it creeps back to normal over the next couple of days.

I use a 10-day running average to monitor my progress. I don’t react to every bump.

Better check the batteries in those scales!!!!!

Booze has calories. Beer really tons.

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On a lighter note – my Canuck BIL used to say “anything above the waist is perky”.

Aunty, the SEE FOOD diet is not really a diet. Just because you see food doesn’t mean you have to eat ALL of it.

I’m a bit hesitant to lose weight at this time of my life. Fat is pretty much the only thing holding my skin in the right places. I’d hate to see my belly button migrate any further south.

Think fluffy cloud thoughts…

I keep weighing for that to happen. (•̀ᴗ-)

Is that scale pegged? If so, she’s not getting a true number for her weight.

If you only dieted for one day, you can expect that every morning, especially if that one day was 20 years ago.

Don’t eat fast food it makes you fat 90 % opt 30 somethings are fat