Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for November 07, 2023

Haven’t seen that old dinosaur in a long time! I’m referring to the car!

Will it make people want to breathe in the exhaust?

Might be worth considering.

“I know a latte bad pumpkin spice puns.”

“It’s a frappe day when I have my pumpkin spice latte.”

There’s gentlemen.s club in Portland that advertises “Pumpkin Spice Lap Dances”.

Of course you’ve all seen a billboard for pumpkin spice motor oil. If not: it does exist. Google it!

Of COURSE it is.

The asphalt they put on our read yesterday was pumpkin spice too. Stuff gets around.

Won’t that sort of gum up the works?

There’s an auto shop in town that advertises “Pumpkin Spice Motor Oil” this time of year, starting a month before Halloween.

Worst oil of Fall time.

That’s it, I am not drinking anymore Pumpkin Spice.

It’s better than peanut oil, the Japanese used…

There’s a guy in my area who has a diesel that’s rigged to run on used cooking oil that he picks up from all the restaurants. If you’re ever behind him, his exhaust smells like french fries!

At first, I thought you meant Irv; they’re about the same age.

I did see one sign in front of an auto repair business: “Now, gluten-free oil changes!”

Cosmo, oil’s well that ends well!