Garfield by Jim Davis for November 28, 2023

Gotta make room for all that wisdom somehow.

yyyyyyyup.

Who cares about abs when you can get a belly made of wisdom?

A lot of wisdom at the Best tasting foods verses the worst tasting foods.

If he’d gain the wisdom on his backside, he’d be a wise—-.

Girth of knowledge. . . A Waist is a terrible thing to Mind.

Ah yes wisdump, the place where the wise dumps all the foods into.

That sounds more like wis-tum to me, Garf.

That’s not wisdom, Garfield. That’s belly fat. Though you look like you’re pregnant.

I feel like when I was overweight more people came to me for advice because I seemed wiser. I was that jolly fat guy who knew what to say, now i’m just skinny schmuck like everyone else!

That belly is going to get wiser around Christmas.

I wonder what Jon will say about all of the wisdom.

Well, his tummy IS the size of a small library…

To be fair I think a lot of people get wiser with age if that’s what we’re judging it by

It’s rare to see anyone, or cat, get fatter at the end of the sentence. And I thought I got fatter faster. Garfield takes the cake, so to speak.

Santa must be very wise

Some people have wisdom teeth. Garfield has a wisdom tummy.

And his wisdom swells with pride in the last panel.

“ESPECIALLY AROUND THE MIDDLE”

(imagines a different version of this part of the dialogue of this cartoon)

ESPECIALLY IN MY ABDOMEN

I think that’s where we all get it, Garfield.

I’ve got a little bit of wisdom accumulated.

You can tell a guy is on the level of his bubble is in the middle!

To wit: Lasagna is edible, Hot dogs are edible……

You look really really smart, Garfield

My wife was a swell gal when she was pregnant.

Sage stomach

Hey, so have I. I must be really smart now huh.

and when he goes to the kitty litter box, he dispenses some of that “wisdom”…

No Garfield that’s called fat.

Garfield thinks brain food consists of pizza, lasagna and donuts.

Now it’s called “wisdom”? It looks a lot like…. nevermind.

Garfield should be in a diet now

If that’s true then my middle makes me a genius.

The wise know carrying less weight’s easier on the back!

So Garfield, middle aged are we…

I must be almost a genius then.

Put It Back

in that case I got wisdom like King Solomon

I guess have a lot of wisdom too.

Me too.