B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for October 23, 2023

Nice Las Vegas Punch

I don’t think I want to find out what she calls a “hole card” in poker…

So will he have a black eye as well as blackjack?

She’s the only game in town.

What would she do if he wanted to split?

“I’ll take one.”

“Dang!”

FB is back to her old ways.

Good thing they weren’t playing War.

She beat the craps out of him.

You’ve got to hand it to her the way she “handed it” to him.

Should be renamed Black Eye……..

Well, he didn’t want to “fold!”

Another day at the Hard Rock Casino.

Poor choice of words there friend.

Makes you wonder what would have happened if he wanted to “double down”?

Saw that one coming …

Couldn’t find an older gag?

An old joke, but classic and played to the hilt.

Picked the wrong dealer!

They couldn’t find a flat rock? The cards must fall off a lot.

“I’ll, um… play these…”

It’s good to see an happy employee. Keep up the good work FC.

Next time, guy, just ask for a card.

I have a sister-in-law like her.

he can’t split. he has 3 cards already. unless he folds and just leaves.

I am a “paid bully” in my line of work ( Judge, Technical Delegate or Steward for various equine events). I love my job :D

It a solid policy at the Casino Royale, after a few hits he will be unable to count cards. They have fun gambling and we get all their money.

And he paid for that?

I recommend against doubling down.

If he’s playing Black Jack, why does he have 3 cards?

Three cards already and asking for another? He might have nothing higher than a four. That and shouldn’t one card be face up on the table?

Well, we can’t say he didn’t ask for it! LOL!!

Saw it a mile away.

Too much cleavage can be distracting.

Never hit seventeen, when you play against the dealer; for you know the odds just aren’t with you,,,,

“Baby One More Time” was released on this day in history. The title had to be changed so it wouldn’t seem to be violent.

Who didn’t see that one coming?