Working Daze by John Zakour and Scott Roberts for October 17, 2023

There once was a man from… a place that would get me banned XD

There once was a man from Poughkeepsie

Who often got just a bit tipsy…

Garrison Keillor once told this one on A Prairie Home Companion:

There once was a sailor named Tex

Who avoided pre-marital sex

By thinking of Jesus

And social diseases

And amusing himself below decks.

Is that “Mensa Cola” on the machine?

It would probably drop over dead from oxygen starvation.

So they asked Roy to build something that could help them find an answer, and he made “a time machine from a Ford Taurus”.

Horis the hapless hippotried to light his Zippohe settled his bumon a gasoline drumand turned a complete flippo.

darn, formatting didn’t work!

Biden is from Delaware.

The limerick packs laughs anatomical

In a form that is quite economical.

But the good ones I’ve seen

So seldom are clean,

And the clean ones so seldom are comical.

At least he was from Delaware and not Nantucket…

“…He ogled them up, that randy li’l pup.

In his head they all were quite bare…"

I want to hear the rest.

I’ve never heard the Delaware one.

Now, I need to know the rest of the limerick.