Reality Check by Dave Whamond for November 01, 2023

Jack-o-Claus.

What a turkey.

That’s a mouthful, Ralph.

Strangely, almost all of the kids that came tonight said: “Happy Halloween” instead of: “Trick-or-treat.”

Not if Jack had some frost on his pumpkin as those in the northern tier had for the past two nights.

Pumpkin Claus is comin’ to town…

… and for your wife, Happy Valen-Birth-iversary!

Happy new year!

Careful what ideas you give the retail/greeting card industry there Ralph.

… and it gets earlier EVERY year.

Let Jack be Jack, Jack.

He’s the new Santa!!!

Nope. Christmas decorations have been on sale for at least 2 weeks now at Costco, Walmart, Michaels, and Hobby Lobby

Yeah, Home Depot and Lowe’s said this was all the rage!

Hallothanksmas must be the holiday for turduckens.

Ha! Given the bizarre scale of effort that goes into Halloween each year I’m thinking maybe we should just roll the two into one giant three month spectacle.

Mr. O’lantern is either drunk or eagerly looking forward to Black Friday.

ME? I’m concentrating on passing my DMV driving license renewal written test next week!

Did you know that your car horn must be heard by at least 200 feet away …?

( liar )

One of my friends refers to this time of year as Hallowgivemas