Dark Side of the Horse by Samson for November 01, 2023

Invasion of the pods! Better not go to sleep, Horace!

Seeds of…

oh #@*&% it.

you’re pushin’ too hard…pushin’ too hard on me…

Oysters? Clams? We need to talk, Horace!

Shouldn’t have gots em from that seedy dealer eh.

He planted seeds, and they grew.

I tried to do that with unpopped popcorn, when I was a kid.

“Oh … Nuts!”

no the desired effect on the seeds growing. :D

This must be what they mean by “grow your potential.”

Jack and the Beanstalk seeds?

I didn’t seed that coming.

Time to cede that land to someone else.

So that’s why Horace has foal-like proportions.

I had to read the comments to decipher this, and I still think he has grown oysters or clams.

“How to invest and grow your clams” By Horace

Were they supposed to be magic beans? This one is pure non sequitur to me.

Made me laugh out loud! Good one!

Next Horace will be going back to his lab to record his findings – “Watering coffee beans did not produce the expected result… Need funding for additional research.”

Well, the seeds grew at least.

???

I thought they were ginormous NUTS!

It’s feeling a bit clammy around here.