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Small fish can swim through the spokes of a submerged bicycle to avoid being eaten by larger fish. They can also hide between the fender and the tire for safety.
Conclusion: the smaller the fish, the more useful the bicycle.
In another famous simile (and appropriate to the theme of todayâs âDoonesburyâ): âA computer without a Microsoft operating system is like a dog without a bunch of bricks tied to its head.â
eromlig over 1 year ago
âWell, verb my noun,â said Tom, gerunding.
jpsomebody over 1 year ago
Who spanks a canoe?
Rhetorical_Question over 1 year ago
Amazing?
wrloftis over 1 year ago
One of David Duchovnyâs Dadâs sayings was, âYou need that like a moose needs a hat rack.â
trainnut1956 over 1 year ago
I can row a boat. Canoe, canoe?
Tallguy over 1 year ago
Adjectives are women now?
Slowly, he turned... over 1 year ago
Leave your gerunds out of this!
fjc007 over 1 year ago
She shouldâve said like her fish needs bicycling.
Ignatz Premium Member over 1 year ago
First they came for the verbs and I nothing, for I no verbs.
tolmank2000 over 1 year ago
Groucho Marx: You get a canoe and Iâll paddle you later
rshive over 1 year ago
Undoubtedly.
Thomas Overbeck Premium Member over 1 year ago
Wouldâve never taken her to be a U2 fanâŠ
rugeirn over 1 year ago
Sheâs wrong.
poppacapsmokeblower over 1 year ago
Small fish can swim through the spokes of a submerged bicycle to avoid being eaten by larger fish. They can also hide between the fender and the tire for safety.
Conclusion: the smaller the fish, the more useful the bicycle.
cissycox over 1 year ago
I thought the saying was âA woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycleâ
braindead Premium Member over 1 year ago
Isnât it illegal to shout âpaddlingâ in a crowded elementary school?
suelou over 1 year ago
I never even heard the word âgerundââŠ. does it have a verb form?
Mike Baldwin creator over 1 year ago
Ha! Kind of makes you think. I hate when that happens.
Richard S Russell Premium Member over 1 year ago
In another famous simile (and appropriate to the theme of todayâs âDoonesburyâ): âA computer without a Microsoft operating system is like a dog without a bunch of bricks tied to its head.â
Teresa Burritt (Frog Applause) creator over 1 year ago
Do all canoes need paddling? Some might need oaring.
Otis Rufus Driftwood over 1 year ago
Any idea what Mrs. Olson meant by that?
John W Kennedy Premium Member over 1 year ago
Actually, though the uninformed may cavil, almost any adjective can serve as a substantive.