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at least he gives her a heads up…i am a receptionist as well & i don’t get the heads up as to when a person is coming in…mainly for interviews…darn higher ups…
A woman comes into a psychiatrist’s office, distraught…
“Doctor, Doctor, you’ve got to help me – it’s my Husband!”
Doctor: “Well, what seems to be the problem?”
Wife: “He thinks he’s a horse! He eats hay like a horse, he neighs like a horse… he even sleeps standing up, just like a horse! Doctor, please… I don’t know that to do!”.
Doctor (alarmed): “Why, this is serious! We’ve got to get him in here right away! How about tomorrow at 3:00?”.
Wife: “No, tomorrow afternoon’s no good… he’s running in the third at Churchill Downs!”
Yakety Sax over 1 year ago
quack,,,,,,,,quack
Imagine over 1 year ago
A quack visits its quack.
This quacks me up.
manowarrior over 1 year ago
This one quacks me up.
Doug K over 1 year ago
When he arrives, call me on the intercom and say “Keep your head down.”, and I’ll know to (that it’s the) duck.
The Reader Premium Member over 1 year ago
I think I’ll duck out at 3:45.
backyardcowboy over 1 year ago
I’m Dr Brog………… prepare to be assimilated.
duckman26 over 1 year ago
This is a rerun from six years ago! I thought it was funny then and shared it to my Facebook. Go figure.
clynnb1224 Premium Member over 1 year ago
at least he gives her a heads up…i am a receptionist as well & i don’t get the heads up as to when a person is coming in…mainly for interviews…darn higher ups…
Walrus Gumbo Premium Member over 1 year ago
Mr. Daffy, I presume?
basspro over 1 year ago
Yes “Duck-ter” what ever you say.
PoodleGroomer over 1 year ago
We need eggs.
FireAnt_Hater over 1 year ago
Dr. ?Brog?
christelisbetty over 1 year ago
But, it may be an insurance salesman……AFLAC !
comics guy 47 over 1 year ago
A woman comes into a psychiatrist’s office, distraught…
“Doctor, Doctor, you’ve got to help me – it’s my Husband!”
Doctor: “Well, what seems to be the problem?”
Wife: “He thinks he’s a horse! He eats hay like a horse, he neighs like a horse… he even sleeps standing up, just like a horse! Doctor, please… I don’t know that to do!”.
Doctor (alarmed): “Why, this is serious! We’ve got to get him in here right away! How about tomorrow at 3:00?”.
Wife: “No, tomorrow afternoon’s no good… he’s running in the third at Churchill Downs!”