Scary Gary by Mark Buford for November 03, 2023

Morbidly normal………

Hmm, so every play is a header

I hear polo started that way

And if she doesn’t want to play, she can still be the head coach.

So she took out that head in the jar for football eh.

One has to wonder in that particular neighborhood, does the head/soccer ball/football GRUNT every time it gets kicked?

Close. She’s semi-normal at best……

When soccer was first played the ball was what is pictured above…only fresher. It symbolized a victory celebration as the head was that of the losing enemy.

Like the sick joke I remember from grade school where the neighborhood kids ask the mother of a quadriplegic if he can come out and play baseball with them. It was funny when I was 8.

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAL! Go C.L.G., go!

I wonder if she dressed up for halloween, or needed to?

A perfect match for leopold. Match maiden in heaven or hell

Beatrice is that book you should never judge by it’s cover.

Sure, Gary. You go on thinking that. It’s called “blissful ignorance”….