Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for November 04, 2023

Is Tay Tay diagramming a play, or is that the staging and choreography for the big show at Milford High Stadium tomorrow night??

Single Gil… the Ladles Man

So, is this blackboard session being held in preparation for the Valley Tech game, or did they already play it and we missed it?

Aside from the idea that Milford sure gets a lot of major tours for a small town, the crowds at these shows would be demonstrably out of the appropriate age differential for old man Thorp

P2: Gil assumes Tays is asking him on a date.

P1: Who is that female at the whiteboard with the three foot arm?

I think its sweet two celebrities would drop their practice and performance schedules to come to Milford. I’m not sure what the Chiefs or her agent think about it.

Taylor Swift installs the old NFL two-back pro set featuring “Travis X” at tight end.

Little known fact: T-Swift was a starting defensive end at Vanderbilt.

Gil is primed for a guest appearance on The Love Boat.

Love. Exciting and new. Come aboard, we’re expecting youuuu!

More and more ridiculous. First off, I don’t know who Emmett is, but I can pretty much guarantee wherever he was at the Beyoncé concert, there’s no way he would have gotten anywhere near Taylor Swift, much less have a conversation. And now Swift is giving the team football tips?

P 2.5 (Gil): “…. But I’m taking peanut to see the Linda-Linda’s perform at the Milford Farmers Market…”

So Gil’s WIFE has an open marriage. He can pretend because it’s a woman. But Gil will live out his life in a loveless sham of a marriage.

tays doesnt get paid hows he have all this money to go to concerts . maybe he sells vape now ?

Gil is destined to meet Keith Morrison on an episode of Dateline when his wife and her lover are found.

gil says lets go to paul anka and hit on some gray panthers !!!!

gil ask tays if he can bring jami to the ice capades

P1 Careful to maintain their public personas, T-Swift and T-Kelsey graciously accept the $10 Cami offered them as part of her desperate plea begging them to sell her X-O tic-tac-toe play to the team.

P2 “Whoa Emmett, speak English, you know you confuse me when you speak “Millennial.”

P3 Gil thought bubble: “Only Count Thorpula is dead inside me. Now that Tays mentions it, Thorpula is feeling thirsty. I wonder if he can get a Bloody Mary or a stiff old fashioned Bloody Beth at that concert.”

“… I met them at the Beyoncé concert but Swift’s security detail beat me up so bad, that she agreed to come here because she felt sorry for me…”

I believe I just saw State Champion Gil in a promo for The Senior Washed Up Bachelor. Tuesdays at 9. Must-see TV!

Next week, Gil meets Pink.

Did I miss the part where Mimi told Gilpa " Hasta la vista, baby !!!"

Why should he call his friends Emmett? Why not by their own names? d;o)

In Milford, OH the hopes of a state championship are dead after the Eagles suffered an excruciating 10-9 second round playoff loss to visiting Mason. Milford finishes the season at 11-1 overall and first in the Valley (Eastern Cincinnati Conference). The loss leaves Milford in a Count Thorpula like deadened trace as the life has been sucked out of the season of dreams.

In all reality, next Tuesday The Rolling Stones come visit their old friend Gil Thorp. They perform some songs off of their new album with Gil singing lead on one of them !

I guess Mimi finally served Gil the papers???

It would appear the writer is on one heII of a bender.

P1- Kelce tries to figure out Cami’s tic-tac-toe play.

P2- Tays is very popular with all his famous friends, but he was going to see Drake by himself?

P3- Never, ever say “You’re not dead (yet)” to anyone over 60.

I’d like to compare that big hand gesture in P3 to all the other occurrences of it over the years. Probably approaching 200 occurrences. Is it just copy and paste? Always the curled finger? And speaking of finger, hopefully you won’t be giving today’s episode of Mopped Up Thorp the finger.

https://moppedupthorp.wordpress.Com/2023/11/04/wise-spending/

i guess beyonce didnt come because the artist would have drawn her with a bigger mustache then yosmite sam

gil tells tays coaches have a separte shower room show up sometime

Please shoot me, yesterday.

gils taste in music runs from backyard tire fire to gail martin

Episode 40 of Milford After Dark is now online.

https://moppedupthorp.wordpress.Com/2023/11/05/milford-after-dark-episode-40-jamis-flashlight/