Garfield by Jim Davis for December 14, 2023

You’d think Jon would know that after all this time with Garfield.

Changing someone’s wi-fi password would definitely freak out a large percentage of society of they were not told the new pw.

He Rickrolls you.

Home is anywhere the Wi-Fi connects automatically…….

He takes away all your chargers.

factory resets all of your devices

When I was a small boy, I was warned that if I was bad Saint Nick would fill the bag beside my bed with cinders rather than presents.

If he thought GARF poopin’ in his slippers was bad, wait ‘till ol’ Santa drops off a package

Changing the Wi-Fi password would be extreme punishment.

Santa would send Krampus after the really naughty ones.

Yes, a lump of something worse…contributed by the reindeer…

Or even worse, hack into the firewall and block certain websites that you like to visit?

I think Santa will bring a ton of coal if you’re really naughty

If you’re really naughty he comes down the chimney and takes your presents away

It’s a good time to change your password on everything. Santa has lots of hacker elves, Just looking for the naughty girls and boys.

Changing the wi-fi password… nah, that seems like Satan’s work.

He stills your turkey or ham.

I am still using a modified router on 802.11b and a 1045 Hours of free internet AOL disk that I cracked so that it lasts for 9999999 hours and runs out in 2099.

A spanking perhaps. But some ppl might like that.

Santa will take away your smartphone if you’re truly naughty.

Krampus, Jon, Krampus.

“SOMETHING WORSE?”

(imagines a different version of this part of the dialogue of this cartoon)

MAYBE SOMETHING WORSE?

There is no way Santa could be that cruel.

isnt’t that last one cruel and unusual punishment?

That’s really evil…

Empties your savings account into UNICEF.

Disables your ad blocker…

Don’t give him any extra ideas, Garf!

I think I must be going slightly bonkers. Did I or did I not use to have a comic in my list called Garfield classics? I could swear I had 2 Garfield comics, this one (the new one), and Garfield Classics. I now see only this one and the Garfield Classics is not even listed in the A-Z comics list. Did I miss an announcement?

… changes it to ‘Wofofo’!!

now that IS a truly terrible thing to do.

I rather like the Dutch idea of Santa’s assistant stuffing the really bad ones into a sack and carting them away. (a real, traditional story there)