Strange Brew by John Deering for November 10, 2023

This reminds me of the time that the butcher backed up into the salami slicing machine – he got a little behind in his work.

It’s a good thing he wasn’t using that for anything.

Now just dab on a generous amount of after shave !

Aww, he’s lost face.

“Take it off, take it off, take it ALL off!”

OUCH!!!!

Maybe don’t press so hard next time…..

Bearded men never lose face.

This should only be attempted by a trained professional.

That’d improve my looks, for sure.

That’s gonna leave a mark.

This reminds me of a story on the news last night where a guy had an eye and half of his face implanted. Amazing!

Shouldn’t it just be one side of his lower face? Or am I being too literal? Should I just laugh and go away now?

I am writing a fictious book, “101 Reasons Why I am Glad I’m Not a Girl.” Every time I hear about a women’s issue, I will blurt out something like, "Reason number 17 why I am glad I’m not a girl. It’s my twisted way of acknowledging that women have unique issues. I think numbers 6 through 12 are devoted to bras alone.

Men also have issues and one of them is shaving. Apparently, the cost of a razor is almost nil, but feeding it blades routinely can put a dent in a gent’s budget.

I don’t have that issue. I have a beard. The reason the beard is where the beard is, is because that’s where the hair grows. The reason the beard isn’t where the beard isn’t is because that’s where the hair hardly grows. It’s a small patch and it only needs to be shaved once or twice a week.

So I use disposable razors. One of them lasts me about a month. A 12-pack is a year’s supply.

I also go through about 4 AA batteries a year for the beard trimmer. I use it once a week.

Laugh out loud funny!

It’s OK, they just did the first face transplant the other day. But I thought they did one on a French woman several years ago?

Erase a face. Coming to a store near you.

The irony was lost on René Magritte.

It’s time for a face deface.

Very funny! The first blade lifts and separates, the second blade, well, we don’t talk about the second blade.

That was a really close shave.

He could sure use a face-lift.

Hannibal Lecter brand razors.

“I cannot come into work today boss. I just lost face.”

An extreme example of what the Japanese refer to as, “losing face.”

Most definitely sharp but definitely not a safety razor…..