Crabgrass by Tauhid Bondia for November 16, 2023

OK this is venturing into jerk territory Gene. Chill the heck out.

MILES WATCH YOUR MOM AND SHE KNOWES WHAT THE DR SAID AND SHE WILL BE COOKING LOL LOL

Miles’s dad is one spoiled kid!

Oh-Oh, I se visions of a tofu turkey in some ones future

Careful Miles. If Gene drops dead from overeating, you may find you’re out of the will.

Gene is channeling his inner Homer Simpson. Quick, get him a case of donuts, stat!

How far away is the hospital?

It’s not the turkey, it’s everything else, plus, the propensity toward waaay over-eating!

Beside, I’m pretty sure the doctor who said no to eating turkey is a quack and possibly a vegan!

Uh-oh. Gene’s got a health problem and it sounds like he didn’t tell Donna.

Who knew Gene was that big of a glutton?

Boy, everybody dies of sumptin’ and I chose to enjoy the one life I’ve got. You only THINK you can reach for the alpha male role in this family.

And Gene is loosing it

Love is; Miles pre-empting Thanksgiving because he wants his dad to be around for a long time (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧

Thanks Dad for pointing out that, yes you can boycott Thanksgiving, but don’t ruin the holiday for everyone else. Enjoy your peanut butter and jelly sandwich Miles. Miles appears to be a prime candidate for being an insufferable Vegan in the future.

I like Mile’s dad!

Well, Mom has been dreading it for weeks, so why don’t you cook?Don’t you want mom to be happy too?"

Turkey coma only comes once a year; let the man have his coma.

You know you’re in trouble when dad says your name in red.

my doctor told me that this is a ridiculous time to try and loose weight.

A day late but anyway: turkey is white meat and is actually one of the foods with the least cholesterol, not too many carbs and very healthy… way more than chicken. Just don’t eat the skin, specially if its been rubbed in butter and if possible stick to white meat, though there is no danger in dark meat.

If you want a turkey make one yourself, Gene.