Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for November 18, 2023

His assistant only took the job to find out how the trick was done, but she still wound up stumped.

He was just a footnote in the magician’s history books.

Did he say he was going to cut her in half?

Or did he say he was going to cut her in two (pieces)?

Hope her feet are cute, and smell okay….

Imagine if he’d started at the other end.

He’s no better cutting pie. (or Pi)

I almost married a psychic, but she broke up with me before we met.

Saw a guy at a craft show selling pins that said “1/2 Irish, 2/3 Polish.” It was a typo, but it was one of his best sellers.

Still knee-t despite its imperfect-shin.

Pretty sure she’s two feet shorter.

A magical feet?

There are very good reasons you never see a magician saw a woman into eighths.

All the signs of a major de-feet!

Budget cuts.

Very very funny.