Dark Side of the Horse by Samson for December 10, 2023

Someone should tell that sheep to r@m it.

It’s one of those days…

The genuine Bermuda Triangle – the best invention since the “portable hole” from the Warner Bros. Cartoons

Speaking volumes about statistsheeps eh.

For Horace, things are looking up without actually being that way…

Sheep is counting on him.

CO2 levels relative to total atmospheric volume? Heated remarks.

How can any horse get a good nights sleep when we’re being preached at constantly.

Bring back the sheep jumping over the fence…at least they jump in silence….

C1 – throwing stuff on the floor… really… do you live in a barn…?

C2 – So, it got tapped out…?

C3 – It’s the HOA treasurer explaining the 2024 budget and he just got to the part about the cost of insurance…!

Hope that’s not a Rembrandt that Horace threw out.

If you put the elevator button on the floor it becomes a Bermuda triangle!

The sheep get tired of jumping over fences all the time.

I’ve had dreams like that.

That’s just the way it goes, Horace! … sometimes you’re counting sheep, and sometimes you get sheep that are counting!

Bermuda Triangle; demonstrating once again that there is no “away”.

the sheep came in from corporate…

He should employ lambs. They are famous for their silence

He could have just got a portable hole from Acme.

What keeps the Sheep up at night.

There was a hilarious BBC radio skit, I believe it was by Mitchell and Webb, about office staff who had to be disciplined for using the “stargate” as a rubbish dump.

Horace needs orchestral accompaniment for his jokes like Johnny Carson had.

That “Genuine Bermuda Triangle” just adds to the great atlantic garbage patch.

Is that Little Nemo’s bed?