Clay Jones for November 05, 2023

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    Flashaaway  8 months ago

    Measure the whole family for prison clothes right now!

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    DD Wiz Premium Member 8 months ago

    The children of Donald Trump are raised in the culture of an entrenched crime family, with a business “empire” based on fraud, deception, lies and playing gullible suckers for fools. He even publicly admits that he “loves the uneducated” (the ones he depends on to sucker for his CON games), and they all laugh and chuckle at the big joke, too oblivious to recognize that the joke is on them.

    When the criminal enterprise finally implodes down around them, and their house of (credit) cards collapses and the scams are laid bare, Trump — the one who recruited his demon spawn into their life of crime — cries and whines, “Leave my ‘kids’ alone!”

    The “kids” are fully grown adults in their forties (OK, Eric is 39 years going on 39 months). They are no longer little children. Sorry, but if you draw your “kids” into your life of crime, you don’t get to whine and cry when, in their forties, they get held accountable for their role in your crimes.

    You want children? How about when Republicans, none more so than the late bully Rush Limbaugh, ridiculed little Chelsea Clinton when she really was a child of thirteen and had no involvement in anything.

    And after whining and crying about Trump’s “kids,” in the very next breath they FIBricate entirely made up false allegations about Hunter Biden, someone else’s “kid.”

    The two-faced hypocrisy astounds.

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    ibFrank  8 months ago

    IOKIYAR, because every time one their get caught they have to point at someone else and claim that they are doing it.

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    Guy Fawkes  8 months ago

     

    “In Court with The Mandarin Thing”

    The someday plans of prison goons

    Are sheltered from the sun

    He’s quite a load, attorneys change

    The tournament’s begun

    The bailiff (dapper) says his piece

    The jury softly cringe

    Hearing wicked lies from his tongue

    In court with the Mandarin Thing

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    The keeper of the prison keys

    Jangles loud in his dreams

    He whiffed outside the Capitol’s door

    With insufficient schemes

    The black queen chants the people’s charge

    The cracked brass bells will ring

    To summon back the justice witch

    In court with the Mandarin Thing

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    The defense posts threatening screens

    Whilst plotting return to power

    We chase the truth, slip to slip

    To taste the sweet and sour

    The red hat jester lifts his hand

    The arguments begin

    As slowly turns the grinding wheel

    In court with the Mandarin Thing

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    On soft gray mornings widows cry

    The wise men share a joke

    They run to grasp divining tweets

    To satisfy the hoax

    The red hat jester does not say

    But wildly pulls his strings

    And frowns as his puppets squeal

    In court with the Mandarin Thing

    King Crimson

    Fripp, Sinfield, Lake, McDonald, Giles

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    FrannieL Premium Member 8 months ago

    I heard they sounded like dumb@sses on the stand. ???

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    adunano367  8 months ago

    “Make me look sexy” (It may come in handy in prison) – Jr.

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    knutdl  8 months ago

    Is Pizza rat a lawyer? OMG!

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    The Nodding Head  8 months ago

    Nature perverted or nurture putrid?

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    Teto85 Premium Member 8 months ago

    The drops of hair product make this that much better. Keep up the great work.

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    akachman Premium Member 8 months ago

    They’re not a family of carpetbags, they’re striaght up lying dirtbags. The entire tRump familyempire must be demolished.

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    Alberta Oil Premium Member 8 months ago

    Sure.. but you guys were first.. so it could be an excuse Hunter could use, and I’m sure he will thank you for it.

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    librarylady59  8 months ago

    I read a book a while back… Born Trump. He was a horrible father and Ivana wasn’t much of a mother. Then again, being a malignant narcissistic psychopath, trump was just being trump. I would be sympathetic to their upbringing but they had a choice when they became adults.

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    PlatudimusAtom Premium Member 8 months ago

    May they share Hunter’s trials, tribulations, condemnations and fate.

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    IndyW  8 months ago

    Another “let’s distract from the Bidens”, toon. James Comer has the Biden’s numbers now, no more distractions.

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    • Thomas  8 months ago

    @IndyW – OK boomer, lets have a go at it.

    With the notable exceptions of Presidents Carter & Ford, all of our presidents have engaged in, at best, immoral acts, at worst criminal conspiracies.

    No U.S. president has ever paid the price, and some of the worst were re-elected.

    Nixon resigned because he lost his marbles on Bebe Rebozo’s drugs — the Senate would never have convicted him. Same goes for Biden & Trump.

    So fantasize on with it. Mr. Biden could be corrupt as Trump [he ain’t] and absolutely nothing will change.

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    piper_gilbert  8 months ago

    At this point, supporting Donald Trump is a clear indication of your IQ.

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    Mike Baldwin creator 8 months ago

    Boys will be boys. They need a timeout.

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    willie_mctell  8 months ago

    It’s a variation on “I never met the guy.” Yup, in spite of being at the top of the org chart they had no knowledge of or influence on property valuations.

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    Scoutmaster77  8 months ago

    Does anybody else sign important legal documents with out a lawyer looking at them? Yeah, I didn’t think so…

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    Al Fresco  8 months ago

    Evil Rush and poor little Chelsea. She is a grown woman and take a little heat even though her mother can’t

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