Of course it is.
Bring the cat, and see what it thinks of the defendant.
Definitely a good reason to not get up for various reasons
No jury would convict.
Hey! I can’t even get up to go to the bathroom! And you think I should show up for jury duty? But this kitty refuses to give up my nice warm lap!
COLS- Cat On Lap Syndrome
I’m with you.
If his phone was two feet farther away, that call would have gone to voicemail.
Bring that guilty S.O.B. in here and let’s give him a fair trial.
they must not have a cat before. :J
The reason I’m late for work
No lie, I’m sitting in the jury lounge right now, I don’t have a cat.
Miss jury duty? Cats don’t even allow bathroom breaks once they settle in.
He’s supposed to pet the cat while he monologues.
COL.
Ha! So that’s what LAPD stands for.
What would the Buddha do?
Now, if it were a cougar …
I would have 4 good reasons…
Move it, move it, move it!
Obviously the jury services manager doesn’t have a cat. Love it! Thanks for the laugh.
I think it’s a valid excuse. Ask Judgey Cat. He knows.
It’s called feline paralysis.
September 06, 2014
angelolady Premium Member 11 months ago
Of course it is.
Kaputnik 11 months ago
Bring the cat, and see what it thinks of the defendant.
terrapin6000 Premium Member 11 months ago
Definitely a good reason to not get up for various reasons
some idiot from R'lyeh Premium Member 11 months ago
No jury would convict.
Macushlalondra 11 months ago
Hey! I can’t even get up to go to the bathroom! And you think I should show up for jury duty? But this kitty refuses to give up my nice warm lap!
Pet 11 months ago
COLS- Cat On Lap Syndrome
Huckleberry Hiroshima 11 months ago
I’m with you.
phritzg Premium Member 11 months ago
If his phone was two feet farther away, that call would have gone to voicemail.
wongo 11 months ago
Bring that guilty S.O.B. in here and let’s give him a fair trial.
Chris 11 months ago
they must not have a cat before. :J
Michael Scott Premium Member 11 months ago
The reason I’m late for work
Spiny Norman Premium Member 11 months ago
No lie, I’m sitting in the jury lounge right now, I don’t have a cat.
Moonkey Premium Member 11 months ago
Miss jury duty? Cats don’t even allow bathroom breaks once they settle in.
bobpeters61 11 months ago
He’s supposed to pet the cat while he monologues.
snowedin, now known as Missy's mom 11 months ago
COL.
Mike Baldwin creator 11 months ago
Ha! So that’s what LAPD stands for.
Ka`ōnōhi`ula`okahōkūmiomio`ehiku Premium Member 11 months ago
What would the Buddha do?
mistercatworks 11 months ago
Now, if it were a cougar …
ericlscott creator 11 months ago
I would have 4 good reasons…
Zebrastripes 11 months ago
Move it, move it, move it!
thejanith Premium Member 11 months ago
Obviously the jury services manager doesn’t have a cat. Love it! Thanks for the laugh.
Shikamoo Premium Member 11 months ago
I think it’s a valid excuse. Ask Judgey Cat. He knows.
Ed The Red Premium Member 11 months ago
It’s called feline paralysis.