Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for November 24, 2023

Be careful, Alex. Roland Hedley® might sue you for trademark infringement.

If only a permit were required to be a jerk!! Some would owe YUGE back-fines.

That idiot is as welcome as a boil at the tip of your xxxxx!!!

Next, Alex will look for a lawyer to represent her in her harassment suit against Hedley. Enter Duke!!

I’m having Blazing Saddles flashbacks here…

Just handle him like your grandma’s former boss – >

So many news people were like Roland, all not knowing they needed Fox nooz to be created for them to find a welcoming home.

I’m still trying to figure out how to pronounce “®”.

Roland is just a two-bit journalist hack and now he’s concerned with how people say his name? That’s rich!

Yeah well, when you stop harassing small girls on school busses, I’ll consider respecting you enough to learn how to pronounce your name properly. Until then, deal with it, Mr. Headlick.

I go back and forth. Is Roland, Duke, or Zeke the most loathsome character in the long history of Doonesbury? P.J. Murgatroy (I’d forgotten him until the past week)?

Too bad school busses can’t drive sideways