Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for December 01, 2023

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    BE THIS GUY  7 months ago

    OPRAH?! You have a law degree from Berkeley. You were the chief of staff for a Congresswoman. You worked in the US Justice Department. Get off your butt and get a new job! It shouldn’t be that hard for you!

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    lalapalooza Premium Member 7 months ago

    i think Oprah was a comfort food sort of thing …to heal before moving on.

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    Last Rose Of Summer Premium Member 7 months ago

    I think now it’s the "Housewives of ( fill in the city of chouce ).

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    snsurone76  7 months ago

    Oprah didn’t become a billionaire by taking on Joanie’s attitude!!

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    Yngvar Følling  7 months ago

    Even back then, I programmed my VCR, and later my set top box, to record a few favourite shows so I didn’t have to organise my days around them. Who knows when any show actually runs any more?

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    cracker65  7 months ago

    Second, stop whining.

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    VegaAlopex  7 months ago

    It’s time to network those many connections.

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    Risuhyeon  7 months ago

    She can give advice but if her husband tries, he gets his head ripped off

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    mrwiskers  7 months ago

    It would seem Joanies’ logical intelligence (which must be extensive as reflected by her accomplishments) are being overrun by her emotional intelligence. Oprah employed both on her shows which may have contributed to her appeal and popularity.

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    hmofo813 Premium Member 7 months ago

    I notice she’s OK with listening to advice from a woman. Why was she even talking to Rick? Just to punish him for the crime of possessing a Y chromosome?

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    aerotica69  7 months ago

    Good idea. Watching Harpo (and her minions Phil, Oz and Rachel) is a sure way to destroy brain cells and the will to live; after a few weeks Joanie will be content to sit on the couch all day and collect unemployment.

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    [Unnamed Reader - 14b4ce]  7 months ago

    Where’d Ginny’s Afro go????

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    mindjob  7 months ago

    It’s hard to pass up the chance of getting a free gift in her studio audience

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    Wizard of Ahz-no relation  7 months ago

    I took a bus tour of Chicago once and they pointed down a street to where the famous girl mob formed up. their boss Oprah, told them to read a book and they read it!

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    Richard S Russell Premium Member 7 months ago

    I recall reading somewhere (and I’m too lazy to look it up) that Oprah’s parents wanted to name her after the Biblical character Orpah but got the spelling wrong on her birth certificate. (It’s possible this is just a rumor started by a Marx Brothers fan who happened to be into anadromes.)

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    exitseven  7 months ago

    When Trump is back in the whitehouse not only will these people get fired, some of them will be in prison.

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    David Huie Green ForceIsAUsefulFiction  7 months ago

    “….Or maybe The View.”

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    eced52  7 months ago

    Pity parties are such a bore. Why Jeff bailed.

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